SubscribeMonthly Archives: August 2010
Celeb Tweetup: 50 Cent Of Wisdom
We don’t know why G-Unit has taken control of his own ghost-written Twitter account just to write highly offensive things on it, but we’re sure his PR team are scrambling to find ways to announce how his account’s been hacked. Yet these tweets have been up for days now! Well you know what 50 Cent always says, “Would you still love me if I was an obnoxious dick?”
50 Cent is jealous of Puffy:
And then this barrage of insanity…. More »
Jessica Alba: ‘I’m A Little Cupcake!!’
Jessica Alba hangs low in a surrey with the fringe on the…bottom…at Uomo Vogue‘s celebration of Quentin Tarantino.
(Photo via Getty) More »
Quick, ‘Gossip Girl’ Filming At The Standard Hotel
Scuttle your butts over to the Meatpacking District, where Gossip Girl is currently filming a “main scene” for season 4, according to our source. They’ve been filming all day, and apparently all of last night as well, so you know they’re going to have to wrap up soon. Or maybe not…maybe that’s where Blair has decided to drown her sorrows after Paris, and they’ll be shooting at the Washington Street location all week. But we hiiighly doubt it, so vamanos, amigos!!
(P.S. We’re still confused as to why they’re shooting at the Standard if Ivanka Trump is set to guest-star. Couldn’t Donald rent out his buildings for a couple days?)
(P.S. We’re still confused as to why they’re shooting at the Standard if Ivanka Trump is set to guest-star. Couldn’t Donald rent out his buildings for a couple days?) More »
Panda…dog…Pandadog? - Right on the heels of the shark Shrek, here’s a dog painted to look like a panda. Sure! Why not! (via Buzzfeed)
Video: This Fish Looks Like Shrek
An unusual fish was found off a Japanese island — and the scaly creature bears an uncanny resemblance to lovable ogre Shrek. The fella’s something called an an Asian Sheepshead Wrasse. While the bulbous head is normal for the species, area divers claim this guy’s goofy features and Shreky ears are anything but common. More »
Nice Syntax, January Jones!
From the already awesome Mad Men edition of Rolling Stone that’s out today, January Jones talks real good about her acting chops:
“I need not to think about my character,” says January Jones who plays Betty Draper, ex-wife of Don Draper. “Betty is so blissfully ignorant in certain ways, so I feel like I should be too.” More »
A Shocking Number of Women Have Sex Tape Aspirations
What’s better that a resume? A sex tape, of course. Dating site Can Do Better polled its female users about issues of sex and morality, and the results are pretty shocking. In addition to the nearly 50 percent of women who said they’d hook up with a professor to pass a class, a startling 64 percent admitted they’d release a sex tape if it would help further their careers. Talk about market saturation! More »
Snooki: Smarter Than Your Average Guidette?- The pint-size Jersey Shore cast member’s rep confirms that she’s not marrying Jeff Miranda just because he proposed to her on the cover of Steppin’ Out. In fact, “Rumors of Nicole’s romantic status have been greatly exaggerated.” LOLZ. (via Perez Hilton)
Gallery: Last White Before Labor Day
Labor Day’s just around the corner, signaling a two-season hiatus on wearing white. (That is, if you happen to be an Emily Post fan.) With the end of summer on everyone’s mind, celebs across Hollywood have been getting in their final milky looks. We’ve put together a gallery featuring some of the brightest finds from the few days. More »
Who Is Trying To Cut Themselves A Little Slice Of Hamm?
Ruh-roh! Jennifer Westfeldt is going to be soooo pissed when she checks out this picture of longtime boyfriend Jon Hamm grinding next to some anono-lady after the Emmys at Jimmy Fallon’s after-party! Luckily it just looks like he’s back up into Tina Fey, and Amy Poehler’s got momma bear face on, to make sure no one touches that luscious hunk of Hamm, but we still think that lady in white better watch out if she knows what’s best for her!… More »
Zsa-Zsa Gabor Rushed to Hospital, Unresponsive – The Queen of the coochie-coochie was rushed back to the hospital this morning after her husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt called 911. The 90-year-old was in the hospital earlier this month with an unspecified condition. We’re thinking of you, Zsa-Zsa! (via TMZ)
Weird Celebrity Crush: Michael Emerson
I watched the first five seasons of LOST in a single month, committing whole weekends to Thai delivery and the mysteries of Flight 815. During those four weeks I became completely entrenched in the world of polar bears and smoke monsters, living vicariously through Kate and suddenly feeling closer to Hurley than to my best friend, and then closer to Vincent than to my boyfriend. More »
The Daily WTF: Draper Would Never Have Let This Go Past Copy
The cast of Mad Men grace the cover of Rolling Stone in the next issue, though as Jezebel rightly points out, there happen to be a number of discrepancies. What’s real, and what has been Photoshopped to appeal to the collective desires of a mass culture? Find out!… More »
Cutest Shoe Trend for the Fall? - In a semi-formal office poll, it has been declared that women’s Oxfords are the “best shoes of all time.” So go get ‘em while they are in style, ladies. (CollegeFashion)
Video: ‘Clear Blue Tuesday’ is ‘Rent’ Meets September 11th
“And when you’re living in America, at the end of the millennium, you’re not aloooone!” sings the chorus to one song in Rent, Jonathan Larson‘s now hopelessly pre-9/11-dated rock opera, Rent. For fans of both NYC and musicals, Rent was the best thing about the late 90s, but when you talk about AIDS being the biggest problem in New York, we know that your little ditty was written before the twin towers fell.
Luckily (not luckily), someone has come to remedy this, with Clear Blue Tuesday, a musical about a group of New York natives living –and singing — their way past the tragedy of September 11th. Won’t you join us know as we cringe along to this weird, mumblecore musical? More »
How to Zombie-Proof Your Backyard
Look, we can sit around waiting for World War Z to come true, or we can do what illustrator Chad Person did and create our own backyard survival center. Hey, with just a couple PVC pipes and some glue you can make both a kickass shotgun AND a strongbow. Hollllller, time for RECESS (Resource Exhaustion Crisis Evacuation Safety Shelter)! More »
6-foot-9 Teenager Can’t Fit on School Bus – A 14-year-old Brazilian girl has been forced to drop out of school because she’s too tall to ride the yellow bus. Where’s Ms. Frizzle when you need her?
Crushable Quote of the Day: Lea Michelle Needs a Good Smack
Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean you can whine if you want to! Glee diva Lea Michelle celebrated turning 24 on Sunday night at the Emmys, where her show competed with Modern Family for most awards won (not to mention her getting a free vegan cupcake from NBC’s Billy Bush!), but Lea acted more like a spoiled teen. More »
Video: This Dog Can Dance Merengue
Attention animal videos: You’ve had a good run, but you can retire now. This merengue-ing Golden Retriever has officially won the genre — in a festive skirt to boot. She’s more skilled that most reality show dancers and a whole lot cuter. Now, how can we get her on Ellen DeGeneres? More »