SubscribeMonthly Archives: September 2010
Paris Hilton’s Guide To Generic Halloween Costumes
Trying to decide what costume you want to sluttify for Halloween can be a difficult process. But Halloween’s just around the corner, and there’s nothing worse than rushing around to find slutty outfits at the last minute. If you need some slutty inspiration this year, look no further than Paris Hilton‘s closet. More »
Fan Fiction: Godard Writes An Episode Of ‘House, M.D.’
Famed New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard recently commented that his favorite television show was House, M.D., saying “There is a sick person, everybody gathers around him, the characters express themselves in a hyper technical language, I like it. But I couldn’t watch 10 episodes in a row.”
Of course, that was before Fox producers allowed the director of Breathless and Contempt a shot at directing his own episode. More »
Suggested Chapter Titles For Snooki’s Novel
What’s that incessant wailing? Why, it’s the sound of a million creative writing majors weeping. That’s right, while the rest of us have resigned ourselves to rolling calls at Random House, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi has landed herself a book deal. The novel, tentatively called A Shore Thing, will tell the story of a young guidette looking for love on the boardwalk.
This is certainly surprising news coming from the woman who tweeted she was reading the very first book of her life earlier this year (do they not have lit classes in Marlboro?), Nicholas Sparks’ Dear John. Next up, Tolstoy! We thought we’d help Snook out by offering some chapter titles for the JS star’s debut: More »
Man wins lottery twice in a year – The luckiest person on earth? Some guy in Missouri. Ernest Pullen scored big in June when he won $1.36 mil on a scratch-off ticket, and this month he hauled in even more dough. Talk about greedy! The first million bucks wasn’t enough for ol’ Ernest? (via Reuters)
Video: Justin Timberlake Rap School
Justin Timberlake‘s comedic timing may not always be impeccable, but you know what’s great? Watching him do a medley of rap songs through the ages with Jimmy Fallon. And The Roots! Woot. You’re welcome. More »
Gallery: Hot Dudes Of The New Fall Lineup
Is Michael Pitt cuter than Ben Rappaport? What about Daniel Dae Kim? Can’t we just stick all the dudes of new TV into a blender and create the ultimate fall lineup fantasy boyfriend? Michael’s killer-bee-stung pout makes us appreciate Boardwalk Empire even more, and duds like Outsourced and My Generation have at least given us a whole new slew of boys to crush on. More »
Arm & Hammer Baking Soda Still An Acceptable Form Of Teeth Whitener – Good to know they have their own line of toothpaste though, because we’d rather gargle with lube than put actual baking soda in our mouthes first thing in the morning. (Lemondrop)
Rutgers Suicide Proves You Can’t Decide Other People’s Privacy
There’s sad news coming from Rutgers today, where a freshman jumped to his death last night after his roommate filmed him having sex with a guy in their room and put the video on the internet.
It’s terrible that Tyler Clementi chose to respond to the video by jumping off the George Washington Bridge rather than report his roommate for a gross violation of privacy. College kids may generally have a more open approach to online privacy than older people, but sharing a friend (or foe’s) personal information online just simply isn’t ok. More »
Naomi Campbell: Monster Slayer
We tend to think that Naomi Campbell as the phone-throwing, frightful diva whose behavior towards her assistants has warranted her more jail time than Lindsay Lohan. But Interview magazine revealed in this month’s issue that the model is actually doing public service every day, deep in the bowels on New York’s sewer system where she systematically hunts down and destroys those bat-people from The Descent. True story! More »
Am I Right Ladies: Is That a Banana In My Pocket?
This is week, our intrepid Gail K. takes on innuendos in advertising of a sexier sort. Sorry, did we say sexier? We meant grosser. Penises are gross, you guy. More »
Crush Links: Not Much of A ‘Situation’ In the Pants Department
• A nightclub promoter hit The Situation where it really hurts…in his very tiny groin area. (DListed)
• Rachel Bilson: Sunglass blogger. (TheFrisky)
• RIP Tony Curtis: The Some Like It Hot actor passed away yesterday in Las Vegas. (TMZ)
• Seriously guys, a Munsters remake? Well its better than the Monopoly movie, I guess. (Jezebel)
• Man, Nicole Richie isn’t giving anything away about her upcoming (?) marriage to Joel Madden. Not like we care… (PopSugar)
• On the other hand, Jon Hamm is hung like an ox. We knew it! (OMGBlog)
• Before Fergie, Josh Duhamel would do background checks on ladies before he agreed to dinner. (Betty Confidential) More »
Eastbound & Down is back, with new episodes debuting on HBO last Sunday. To mark the return of Kenny Powers, we’re giving two lucky Facebook fans Eastbound & Down: The Complete First Season DVD sets, and all you have to do to enter is click here and hit the “Like” button by 5 p.m. EST on Sunday, October 3. And you don’t have to set one foot in Mexico.
Celeb Tweetup: High Times
We’re feeling a little punch-drunk this evening. Like we just talked Vampire Diaries‘ Kat Graham on the phone, and instead of saying goodbye we were all like “I love you.” What? Luckily, we’re pretty sure the rest of Twitter got some of our second-hand buzz…or maybe they’re just drunk, like usual. More »
Bear Private Parts Or Cookie Monster?
First there was Katy Perry’s low-cut Elmo chat, and now we’ve spotted the face of Cookie Monster in a pair of baby bear privates. Is Sesame Street going after a racier demographic? Really, the resemblance is uncanny, right? More »
Barack Obama reveals his rap playlist – What’s on the president’s iPod? Nas, Jay-Z, a lil Lil Wayne. Obama talks about getting hip to hip hop in an interview with Rolling Stone.
Poll: Battle Of The Pink Animals
It’s been a pink news day. In London, a woman stirred up controversy by dying her cat to match her own cotton candy hair (though we think the bigger crime is naming the pet “Oi! Kitty!”), while across the world in Kenya, two tourists spotted a pink hippo wading through the mud.
The hippo has something called leucism, which basically means his skin’s got a reduced level of pigmentation. (While the pink cat just has something called an irresponsible owner.) We’re having a hard time deciding which of these pastel creatures is more badass, so we’re taking it to the polls! More »
Stalk Exchange: James Wolk’s Bad Week
A week ago, James Wolk was on top of the world. He had a new show premiering on FOX (Lonestar) and a lead role in the Kristen Bell/Sigourney Weaver film You Again (in theaters last Friday). This week, things are a little different. Last night, FOX cancelled Lonestar. And as of right now, he isn’t cast in any future projects on IMDB. Was two weeks in primetime enough for casting agents to notice him? More »
Josh Holloway Gets More Work – Goddamnit, Tom Cruise! You found the one reason we would ever go see your next Mission Impossible movies! We hope that there’s a showdown where Josh calls Ethan Hunt “freckles.” (via E! Online)
Video: Ashton Kutcher Speaks On Matter Of Great Importance
Hey, have you heard that Ashton Kutcher‘s maybe-mistress has a bunch of text exchanges from The Killers‘ star that she’s releasing? Totally Tiger Woods‘ mistress style! Anyway, here’s Ashton not talking about that. More »
