SubscribeMonthly Archives: November 2010
Video Gallery: The Weirdest Santa Videos
Watching the end of the Thanksgiving Day Parade last week, we couldn’t help but notice that Santa Claus looked a little… well… creepy. We felt bad for even thinking something negative about jolly old Saint Nick, but we couldn’t help it! So we got to wondering: are there other people out there who have off-kilter ideas about Santa? YouTube has spoken and the answer is a resounding “Ho ho, um, totally.” More »
Silly Bandz For Nintendo DS and 4 Other Trends Turned Into Video Games
Silly Bandz, those things your kids wear on their wrists to identify what sexual acts they’ve already engaged in, is now coming to their portable Nintendo DS in game form!Silly Bandz, those things your kids wear on their wrists to identify what sexual acts they’ve already engaged in, is now coming to their portable Nintendo DS in game form! More »
Video: The Juggalos Celebrate Christmas
Ever since the Insane Clown Posse came out with their “Miracles” and magnets video earlier this year, we’ve been reminded that even Faygo-drinking Juggalos have feelings, even if those feelings are best described as “throwing feces at Tila Tequila during a concert.” Now ICP is back with a holiday video (though Tavis Smiley will be happy to see their is a Christ-mas element with Santa Claus), letting all the good boys and girls know what’s going in their stocking. More »
Luke Perry and Jason Priestly to share the screen once again - The ex-90210ers are teaming up for a Hallmark original film called Goodnight for Justice that Jason’s also directing. They’re gonna play cowboys! (Just Jared)
Indie Darling Lena Dunham Gets Felt Up By The TSA
The ongoing problem of Transport Security Administration airport patdowns is only expanding. Over the weekend, a new mother missed her flight because TSA officials refused to let her bring unscanned breast milk onto her flight. Now indie filmmaker Lena Dunham has been felt up by the TSA.
This morning, the Tiny Furniture star and director got a first hand account of how personal TSA scans can get. More »
The Continuing Saga Of Justin Bieber’s Haircut
Is Justin Bieber already back to parting his hair the regular way? And do we, his adoring public, feel sort of cheated? Or is there more to this story than meets the eye? We simply must get to the bottom of this hot news item.
The facts:
• Over the weekend, Justin showed up to his book signing sporting new hair. The ‘do was parted to the opposite side and appeared to have been trimmed.
• Thousands of news outlets reported on Justin’s newly cut hair.
• Yesterday, Justin was photographed with his hair looking exactly as it had pre “haircut.” The part had been switched back and his strands looked just as full and untainted as ever.
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Crushable Books: Weedopedia
Confession: I am not the Weedopedia‘s intended audience. I have not been, and never will be, a proper stoner. The most paranoia I associate with marijuana is the fear that everyone I come in contact with (friends, family, the occasional senator or media mogul…) smokes more pot than I do, and is therefore irrecoverably more “cool” than me. The last time I got anything close like stoned I watched someone impersonate a robot, rearrange the living room furniture, and create a television show in their head where they got to tell other people to “Get their sh*t together.” I do not need more of that in my life, thanks.
On the other hand, Weedopedia, writted by one Will B. High, is a very informative and useful book that will help me pass as a cool kid the next time I go hang out under the bleachers during a football game. More »
Crush Links: Pink’s Baby Will Love Whiskey Too
Pink wants to name her baby boy after a fine whiskey: Jameson. (People)
Ok. The Kardashians are no longer associated with that teen credit card that might be illegal. Please ignore their faces on your plastic. (TMZ)
Oh Lindsay, the papparazzi are the least of your problems. The rehabbing Lohan thinks she lost her license because of the papps. And she wants a restraining order. (TMZ)
The cast of The Jersey Shore are renegotiating their salary. Again. (celebuzz)
Twilight star Taylor Lautner is dating Phil Collins‘ daughter Lily. Apparently dad now approves of him. (celebuzz)
That was quick. Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood has welcomed her baby daughter Leah back home. (Us) More »
Parting Tweet: Ice T And Dog Farts
Welcome back to the Internet, folks. Nothing new to see here. Ice T is giving 50 Cent a run for his money in the “Creepy sh*t I tweet about my dog” department, but other than that: same old, same old. More »
Love It Or Leave It: Gwen Stefani’s Boyfriend Jeans
Gwen Stefani was snapped out and about in L.A. wearing this pair of slouchy cropped boyfriend jeans and we simply can’t make up our mind about them. We’re huge fans of all boy-inspired girlwear and these denims are the polar opposite of high-waisted pants (and you know how we feel about those), but are they just too much? Do they just literally look too much like they were stole form Gavin Rossdale‘s closet? Or is that a cute look anyway? More »
Gallery: Tori Spelling Looks Great!
Look, we know how it is with the post-holiday food fetishism. We’re definitely not ones to talk in that department, especially after some of us gave ourselves a weird stomach bug after eating an entire bag of chocolate covered candy pecans for breakfast Saturday morning. And that’s without the paparazzi snapping pictures of us chowing down.
That being said, today wasn’t Tori Spelling‘s finest culinary excursion. More »
Ho-Ho-Urgh? - And thus it’s begun: the parade of creepy santas holding little kids. Enjoy? (Trendhunter)
Mark Ronson, Are You Okay?
Hey, Mark Ronson, we don’t know each other, but if they’re anything you need to talk about, well, we’re here for you. Or if you need some chicken soup and maybe a carton of ice cream, just say the word. We’ve also gotten pretty good at haircuts (ask our little brother, if you can find him underneath those bangs) and we’re willing to throw you a freebee. Also, we can totally call your mom for you! Anything, Mark Ronson, to ensure you never look like this again. More »
Real Housewife Kim Zolciak Is Lobbying Hard For Her Own Reality Show
Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is all up in the tabloids lately. First we heard that she is pregnant by new – younger -boyfriend Kroy Biermann last week. Then over the weekend photos of her knocked up and smoking surfaced. (Oops!) Now, we just found out she is engaged to the Atlanta Falcons star.
Kim’s recent behavior is reminding us of another Real Housewives star who got her own show: Bethany Frankel. Can Kim parlay her pregnancy into her own spinoff frnchise? Let’s see. More »
Interview: Clare Maguire
Clare Maguire is lucky she lives in the age of the Internet: not many other young women could go from working in retail (TopShop, specifically) to being featured in Vogue in the days before MySpace and Facebook. But once Clare’s gorgeous vocals went viral the British babe was signed to Polydor Records, with a record release date set for February and a music video for her hit single “Ain’t Nobody”. We managed to catch up with Clare via email and ask her a couple questions about her new-found success. More »
Reeve Carney, Broadway’s Spider-Man…Revealed!
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark is the most expensive play in Broadway history. People are saying that U2 and Julie Taymor‘s musical must begin to sell out immediately in order to survive. That’s a pretty tall order, but I have reasons to believe it will rise above every last expectation. Why? Because I have a longstanding crush on its star, Reeve Carney.
Seven years ago I was in Los Angeles starting my freshman year of college. It was my second day on campus and I was walking to the bookstore to track down a used copy of Anna Karenina that didn’t smell like stale weed and Cheetos when I spotted the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in my entire life. It was a boy, of course, a fair-skinned slight boy in checkered pants and a tweed jacket. I was smitten. More »
When There’s Something Weird, And It’s Too Good To Be True – Dan Aykroyd confirmed that casting has begun for Ghostbusters 3..and Bill Murray will definitely be returning. Bad news? He might be crazy, and Anna Faris is refusing to take part in it (but Eliza Dushku might). Crystal Head Vodka, anyone? (Ace Showbiz)
Recommend Crushable To Your Friends And Win A $200 JCPenney Gift Card
We probably spend way too much of time during the day on Facebook but, um, it’s for work. Right? Right.
Now, we’re going to guess that you also spend a majority of your daily Internet time browsing status updates and your friend’s photos, too. And rather than discourage that sort of behavior fun, we want to reward it. That’s right, we want to give you prizes for using Facebook and recommending us to your friends. More »
Sex On The Wire: Chad Ochocinco Shows More Than Pig Skin For PETA
• Chad Ochocinco gets naked for PETA, but is still holding a leather football? Okay. (The Frisky)
• What kind of OCD trophy wife needs to stay awake during her breast implants? “No, I said a little more to the left! My left, you idiots!” (The Gloss)
• Kim Kardashian‘s ad for the Keep A Child Alive foundation is downright scary. You still look good Kim, get out of that coffin! (Buzzfeed)
• Fox makes it official: “Man goes blind from having sex.” We thought it was just masturbation that did that? (Fox News) More »
Dear Academy Awards: Anne Hathaway and James Franco? Really??
You know, today is the first day America is getting back to work after a much anticipated long holiday weekend. And before everyone’s even finished eating their cereal, we learned that Anne Hathaway and James Franco are going to be hosting the Oscars.
We’re pretty sure this isn’t just another meta-hoax being perpetuated by James Franco. But for reals. We have a bone to pick with the Academy. Aside from the fact that both are likely to be nominated for Academy Awards this year, there is this fact: The American public is only just coming around to liking these two again. Can’t you give us some time to adjust to this state? More »
