SubscribeMonthly Archives: December 2010
101: How To Write A College Essay. Today.
For most college seniors, this week is highly stressful. College applications are due January 1. Unless you are an impressively timely and organized person, that deadline is quickly closing in on you.
If you don’t have all your application details in order, it’s basically time to freak out. To make matters worse, this year, the common application is full of bugs. If you can sort out the issues with your online word counts, the first thing you want to do is this: find out where your local 24-hour Post Office is. (You may need it.) Now take a deep breath. It’s time to tackle those college essays. First things first: More »
Crushable Quotable: Don’t Worry. Ryan Gosling Is Bored Of Himself Too.
Ryan Gosling has too movies out this month. And with blond female leads (Michelle Williams and Kirsten Dunst) costarring against him in both Blue November and All Good Things, it can be rather difficult to keep the two apart. But don’t worry! Ryan can’t do it either. In an interview with the LATimes, he explained:
“I get sick of myself, so I can imagine how everyone else feels. And for the two to come out at the same time, it makes me feel sick.”
Gallery: A Year In Justin Bieber
This time last year Justin Bieber was already a household name at 15. He looked even more like the Childlike Empress from Neverending Story, and nobody knew about a little song called “Baby.” How a year can change (not really) things! … More »
Snowmen At The Apocalypse
Most of the northeast is currently snowed in thanks to Snowpocalypse 2010, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t take a moment to appreciate all the world’s snowmen who sacrificed their lives in much warmer weather. And to help, Buzzfeed has compiled this list of melting (and drunk snowmen) who have seen better days.
RIP drunk, melty snowmen…. More »
If There’s A Demi Lovato Sex Tape, We’ll Never See
Is there a Demi Lovato sex tape? Who knows. But according to TMZ, if one exists, it will never see the light of day. Because Vivid Entertainment, the sleazy company that always releases celebrity sex tapes, will refuse to promote it. Why? Apparently the owner of the company has a limit to how much celebrity sex he will spread. And Demi is it. More »
Gallery: Sexy Celebrity Arms
Home for the holidays and your gym routine is going the way of Santa’s waistline? Basically we are calling you fat, fattie! Still not inspiring you to go to the gym? We didn’t think so…it doesn’t work for us when we yell it into the mirror either. More »
The Best And Worst Of Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions
just days away from the New Year, and that means it’s time to break out those resolutions and hold on tight for as many months (or weeks, days, or hours) as possible. So what have folks like Adrienne Maloof, Miley Cyrus and Rachel Uchitel resolved to improve in the New Year? Here’s a round-up of the best and worst:
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Bridalplasty Recap: Komedy Sutra
This week’s episode of SyFy’s* Bridalplasty is (finally) all about sex. First up, hostbot Shanna Moakley introduces the women to Dr. Sadie Allison, a professional “pleasure coach” and the owner of Tickle Kitty, a store that sells sex toys and Fancy Feast in bulk.
Dr. Sadie wants to know about the brides’ sex lives: Dominique is upset that her husband’s a premature ejaculator, Kristen’s good at “the bj” (the body judging) and Allyson claims to be very flexible — which means she must have some rubber mixed in with her plastic. Dr. Allison coaches the women on honeymoon sex and Shanna reveals that the final bride standing will receive a trip to Fiji, an island famous for those creepy mermaid mummy things that always showed up on The X Files. More »
‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Is Also A Felon
Well, we can’t say we didn’t see this coming. ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood has been embroiled in a domestic violence lawsuit for the last few months. And as of today, she’s officially a felon. More »
Just Abs: Hot Celebrity Stomachs
Merry Christmas! We got you something. It’s a gallery of hot celebrity abs, without the distraction of silly and unnecessary distractions like faces and clothing. We hope you like it because it’s totally nonrefundable.
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Natalie Portman And Benjamin Millipied: Pregnant And Engaged
We have an addendum to yesterday’s holiday engagement post: Add Natalie Portman and Black Swan choreographer Benjamin Millepied to the list. In addition to a wedding, the two are expecting a child in 2011. We assume the little guy will be super flexible! More »
Romancing The Bone: The Perils And Pleasures Of Friends With Benefits
Most women look forward to one day experiencing the terrifying, heart-melting force of passionate love that we’ve all heard about on TV. In the meantime, however, plenty of girls are happy to roll around on a grotty futon with a friend or acquaintance that aren’t planning to have meet their parents. Ever. And so they find themselves making Friends With Benefits, a subject that made my aunts and uncles fake-gag around the vegetable tray upon mentioning.
Despite their extended family’s… More »
A Year In Lady Gaga’s Insanity
2010 was quite a year for Lady Gaga. The singer basically took over the world these past 12 months — what with her “Telephone” video and VMA meat dress. Never one to avoid controversy, Gaga did her part to held repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and made Time‘s “100 Most Influential” list. No wonder she collapsed backstage from time to time! More »
Celeb Roundup: Who Got Engaged Over The Holidays?
‘Tis the season for Christmas inequalities: Us regular folks get coal in our stockings and stockings in our gift bags, while the rich and famous get Lexuses and engagement rings. While we don’t have any stats on the stars who woke up to shiny new cars in their driveways, we do know who got betrothed over the holidays. Take a look at our gallery and prepare for a new lineup of 2011 celeb weddings. More »
Video: Behind The Scenes Of Her London Sunday Times Photoshoot
She whips her hair back and forth, she whips her hair back and forth. And then she does it some more. Willow Smith shot a spread for London’s Sunday Times, wearing an ever-changing lineup of crazy outfits. Mom Jada Pinkett Smith was there to support her little rock star — and to whip her hair right back. More »
Gallery: These Celebs Spent Christmas At The Lakers Game
While we were lounging around the house in pajamas, sipping egg nog and playing board games, Los Angeles celebs were fully-clothed and and out watching the ultra-hyped match between the L.A. Lakers and the Miami Heat. That’s right, folks like Kanye West and Garrett Hedlund got to watch LeBron James demolish Kobe Bryant firsthand (booo!). Merry Christmas, sports fan style. More »
Video: All These Kids Got Puppies For Christmas!
It’s a day-after-Christmas round-up of the highest order: All these kids got puppies for Christmas! And they’re so totally excited! Based on the sheer volume of ecstatic kids, we suspect Santa may be running a puppy mill over there in the North Pole.
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