10 Celebrities Who Were Not Invited to Oprah’s Final Show

Her agent just kept calling, but Oprah's assistant caught on and started screening her calls.

There's been bad blood between Angelina and Oprah ever since Angelina won a "Who's More Famouser?" poll.

She didn't have enough time to prepare her snark material.

All of his awesome couldn't fit in the room, so he had to decline.

There's still some bad blood between him and Oprah after their brief courtship in the '80s.

Her world tour schedule was too demanding to allow for side trips.

There was no way his ego would fit in the same room as Oprah's.

There was a quota and only one legendary interviewer could be in the space at a time, lest all the celebrities start spontaneously weeping.

Unfortunately, the producers of Celebrity Rehab got to him first.

Even Oprah can't bring people back from the dead. Yet.