10 Things James Franco Should Do Instead Of Writing Another Book

Face it, the man looks good in lipstick. There's also a 'help wanted' sign in the window at Lucky Cheng's in New York right now, so he should look into that.

Thanks to this photo from a class at Columbia that went viral a million times over, we now all know he can nap anywhere.

Simple and great exercise, walking a dog would be fun!

So technically, you can't adopt a random old person and take them home. But James could volunteer to help one cross the street and wave to them when they're sad.

This is completely up his narcissistic alley, and would definitely put an end to any further book attempts.

This is probably the thing James is best at, so he should embrace it, light up a doobie and nix the whole book-writing thing.

He looks so comfortable on the grass, doesn't he? He's obviously at home with nature, so he should plant a tree or grow some herbs.

If you can grow a sleazy hipster 'stache, then it's your responsibility to do so, James.

Look! It's a dead bear head! PETA may not agree, but if it keeps James away from a typewriter, then awesome.

It's exhausting being James Franco. This guy deserves another nap.