15 Unusual Fictional Fathers for Father’s Day

Are you a budding sociopath? Have no fear! If Harry's your dad, he won't kick you out for it or anything. He'll just teach you how to manage your bloodthirsty tendencies in slightly more productive ways.

If you get kidnapped, rest assured that Jack will get you back no matter what. Honestly, I feel kind of bad for the poor schmucks who dare to mess with Jack Bauer's offspring.

Carlisle Cullen saves lives. True, he may save yours by turning you into a vampire, but at least you'll be part of one big happy vegetarian vampire family, right?

Not only is he King of the Great Plains, he's also (and perhaps more importantly) beloved by all of his subjects, including his family. Now if he had only done something about Scar before it was too late...

He's creepy and he's kooky, mysterious and spooky, he's altogether ooky, and he'll teach you to mamushka like nobody's business.

He may expend a good deal of time and energy trying to kill you, but he'll apologize once you've beaten him. Just be prepared to lose a hand in the process.

You'll always be able to handle yourself in a fight with this vigilante in charge of raising you.

Don't be offended that he named you after the dog. He'll come through when you need him most. Like when you're tied to a chair with him in in a burning room.

Jack brings a whole new meaning to the term "family business." He's always got your back during dangerous missions as a double agent.

Okay, so Sirius may not be an actual father, but he IS a pretty good father figure. I'd be pretty thrilled if he turned up in my life after years of not having a father; wouldn't you?

If your dad is going to be absent, he'd better be absent for a very good reason. I can't really think of a better reason than being imprisoned on an alien planet controlled by a large, angry brain.

As a private detective, Keith will be able to dig up any information for you about anyone or anything. It'll be up to you to figure out how to use it, though.

Sure, he'll steal you away from your crib when you're a baby, but on the plus side, you'll grow up with a dad who can do this.

Coolest. Dad. EVER.