2009 Oscar winners, Oscar dresses, Oscar skits, Oscar speeches, and more!

Good morning, my lovely Snarkarinos! So last night was the 2009 Oscars, and as expected, I’ve got tons of great Oscar goodies for you this morning.

First, let’s take a look at some of the gorgeous Oscar dresses:

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[caption id="attachment_9955" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Jessica Biel's dress doubles as a twin sheet."][/caption][caption id="attachment_9957" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="This dress is WAY too old for Miley Cyrus!"][/caption][caption id="attachment_9959" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="That's enough, Sarah Jessica Parker. "][/caption][caption id="attachment_9961" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Meryl Streep can do no wrong. "][/caption][caption id="attachment_9963" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Kate Winslet, the big winner of the night!"][/caption]

Here are are some of the best Oscar speeches of the night.

First, Sean Penn accepting the Best Actor award for “Milk”. “You Commie, homo-loving sons of guns,”, a comment in response to the dozens of anti-gay protesters who lined the streets at the traffic blockades in Hollywood Sunday, carrying signs that said: “You are sinners” and “You hate your kids.”

Sean continued: “I did not expect this. I want it to be very clear: I do know how hard I make it to appreciate me. Often. But I am touched by the appreciation.” He also urged “equal rights for everyone” and noted that “Mickey Rourke rises again and he is my brother.”

Next, Kate Winslet accepting the award for Best Actress in “The Reader”. “I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t made a version of this speech when I was 8 years old staring in the bathroom mirror and this was a shampoo bottle,” The Reader actress told the audience. “Well, it’s not a shampoo bottle now. I feel very fortunate to have made it all the way from there to here.”

Penelope Cruz accepts the Best Supporting Actress award for “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”, and wonders if anyone has fainted up there.

Here’s Hugh Jackman’s opening sketch:

The musical is BACK, baby!

And of course, you probably want to know who won everything, right? Here’s a short list of the winners:

Best picture
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“Frost/Nixon”
“Milk”
“The Reader”
“Slumdog Millionaire”

Director
David Fincher, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
Ron Howard, “Frost/Nixon”
Gus Van Sant, “Milk”
Stephen Daldry, “The Reader”
Danny Boyle, “Slumdog Millionaire”

Actor
Richard Jenkins, “The Visitor”
Frank Langella, “Frost/Nixon”
Sean Penn, “Milk”
Brad Pitt, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
Mickey Rourke, “The Wrestler”

Actress
Anne Hathaway, “Rachel Getting Married”
Angelina Jolie, “Changeling”
Melissa Leo, “Frozen River”
Meryl Streep, “Doubt”
Kate Winslet, “The Reader”

Supporting actor
Josh Brolin, “Milk”
Robert Downey Jr., “Tropic Thunder”
Philip Seymour Hoffman, “Doubt”
Heath Ledger, “The Dark Knight”
Michael Shannon, “Revolutionary Road”

Supporting actress
Amy Adams, “Doubt”
Penelope Cruz, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”
Viola Davis, “Doubt”
Taraji P. Henson, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
Marisa Tomei, “The Wrestler”

Original screenplay
Courtney Hunt, “Frozen River”
Mike Leigh, “Happy-Go-Lucky”
Martin McDonagh, “In Bruges”
Dustin Lance Black, “Milk”
Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon and Pete Docter, “WALL-E”

Adapted screenplay
Eric Roth and Robin Swicord, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
John Patrick Shanley, “Doubt”
Peter Morgan, “Frost/Nixon”
David Hare, “The Reader”
Simon Beaufoy, “Slumdog Millionaire”

Animated feature film
“Bolt”
“Kung Fu Panda”
“WALL-E”

Foreign-language film
“The Baader Meinhof Complex,” Germany
“The Class,” France
“Departures,” Japan
“Revanche,” Austria
“Waltz With Bashir,” Israel

Documentary feature
“The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)”
“Encounters at the End of the World”
“The Garden”
“Man on Wire”
“Trouble the Water”

Documentary (short subject)
“The Conscience of Nhem En”
“The Final Inch”
“Smile Pinki”
“The Witness — From the Balcony of Room 306″

Original score
Alexandre Desplat, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
James Newton Howard, “Defiance”
Danny Elfman, “Milk”
A.R. Rahman, “Slumdog Millionaire”
Thomas Newman, “WALL-E”

Original song
“Down to Earth” from “WALL-E,” Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman
“Jai Ho” from “Slumdog Millionaire,” A.R. Rahman and Gulzar
“O Saya” from “Slumdog Millionaire,” A.R. Rahman and Maya Arulpragasam

Animated short film
“La Maison en Petits Cubes”
“Lavatory — Lovestory”
“Oktapodi”
“Presto”
“This Way Up”

Live-action short film
“Auf der Strecke (On the Line)”
“Manon on the Asphalt”
“New Boy”
“The Pig”
“Spielzeugland (Toyland)”

Film editing
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“The Dark Knight”
“Frost/Nixon”
“Milk”
“Slumdog Millionaire”

Cinematography
“Changeling”
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“The Dark Knight”
“The Reader”
“Slumdog Millionaire”

Art direction
“Changeling”
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“The Dark Knight”
“The Duchess”
“Revolutionary Road”

Sound mixing
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“The Dark Knight”
“Slumdog Millionaire”
“WALL-E”
“Wanted”

Sound editing
“The Dark Knight”
“Iron Man”
“Slumdog Millionaire”
“WALL-E”
“Wanted”

Costume design
“Australia”
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“The Duchess”
“Milk”
“Revolutionary Road”

Visual effects
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“The Dark Knight”
“Iron Man”

Makeup
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“The Dark Knight”
“Hellboy II: The Golden Army”