Elijah Blue Allman (the offspring of Cher and Gregg Allman) went on Howard Stern recently and told the world he had sex with Paris Hilton and was so worried that he may have caught something afterwards that he scrubbed down his family jewels with household bathroom cleaner Tilex.

Furthermore, what’s up with Paris claiming to have had sex with only two guys?  I nearly rolled out of my chair laughing when I read Paris’ comment “I’ve only done that with maybe three people in my life.”

Talk about solidifying that dumb blonde stereotype!

hat tip – Glitterati