5 Burning Questions About Spencer Pratt’s Old Man Disguise And Lauren Conrad’s Taser At ‘Hills’ After-Party

There are so many question surrounding Spencer Pratt‘s odd fashion statement on Tuesday, as he stood across the street from the after-party for The Hills finale dressed in what can only be described as “Moses-chic,” after being barred from the event by organizer Lauren Conrad. It’s hard to narrow it down to just 5 questions about this whole mess, but we tried anyway.

1. Was Spencer trying to fool the paparazzi, or trying to crash the after-party for The Hills?

2. And if it was the latter, why would the bouncers let in some dude who looked like Don Quixote over one of the stars of the show?

3. Did Spencer know that L.C. was keeping a taser just in case you showed up?

4. What’s with the complex eye makeup if you plan on wearing glasses?

5. Why go through all the trouble to disguise yourself when your game plan was to stand across the street, get photographed, and make statements to the press alongside your new BFF, who happens to be the ex-boyfriend of Snooki?

So many questions! Someone please explain!

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