5 Things Jessica Simpson Needs to Stop Doing Right Now

We luv Jessica Simpson here at Jess and Ashlee, but at the same time we feel like she’s in a definite slump these days. Her career has been up and down, her love life is unstable, and she seems to have lost herself in the last few years. To that end, here are a few things we think she needs to stop doing right now in order to bring her life back to bliss.

1.) Theatrics when singing.
Tony Romo’s birthday party. Next time sing “Happy Birthday” with the rest of the guests, eat a piece of birthday cake with your plastic fork like everybody else and keep your tongue in your mouth until the two of you are alone.

4.) Stop trying so hard to be daddy’s little girl.

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You’re 27 now. Not 12. Not even 18. The whole promise ring thing was icky enough. But when you finally got married to Nick your dad was still the #1 guy in your life. And look where that got you?

5.) Stop dabbling.

It’s perfectly normal for a young woman to experiment with a lot of different career choices until she figures out what’s right for her. The problem with Jessica Simpson doing this is that she’s not a kid anymore and is still giving every new venture half the effort. First she was a Christian singer, then a pop diva, and when that didn’t work out she got married and portrayed the kooky Lucy Ricardo type of wife on reality TV. Then she tried to be a movie star and now she’s working on a country album. Each new venture seems sophmoric and half-baked.

Jess, get back to your roots. Realize why you came to this singing business and then hire the best writers and producers in the business. Make the full effort. Work as hard as you can and regain the props you deserve.

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