8 Suggestions For Who Lady Gaga Should Date Next

They both love performance art so much that they'd be married and have 12 kids before realizing they didn't even like each other.

I mean, who wouldn't want to hook up with Helen Mirren?

Then again, if these two hooked up the world might spontaneously combust.

It would be so nice to have someone to share outfits with.

If only so that she can come up with more insane things to wear to official state functions.

Now that her relationship with Justin Timberlake is over, Jessica needs another way to stay in the tabloids. This ought to do it.

No one would expect it, which is what Gaga would love the most.

Think about it: they both love raw meat and have their own music videos. And Baby could help Gaga invent an awesome new frying pan hat.