’90210′ By the Numbers: It’s a Nice Day for an Indian Wedding

This was basically his expression all night, whether convincing his parents to let him marry his high-schhool girlfriend or literally tying the knot with Ivy. Check out my last slide, predictions for next season, to see how I think these two will end up.

Great line: "I know that Ivy isn't Indian." Something about the way it was delivered made it sound like someone had thought otherwise.

We counted magenta, metallic, and orange.

This happened just a few minutes in and was probably the best moment of the night: Ade's feral cat face.

Naomi is expelled for a few days when she takes the fall for Max rewriting her paper, but in his valedictorian speech her geek love comes clean. So now, it's only one kid, but it's the valedictorian.

Bigger fish to fry.

So, the boys decide to drop off their male stripper on the girls' bachelorette party... but why do they stay to watch? Even Teddy, the one gay guy (where's Marco?) looks uncomfortable.

Not even 90210 could bring in two elephants in one episode.

This Naomi/Max scene cemented them as a real couple for me; there didn't seem to be anything contrived about their anguish at spending the summer apart and probably breaking up in the fall. And of course, that's when Max decides to tell Naomi, for the first time, that he loves her. She, of course, says it back.

They're the only couple to have first "I love you"s in this episode, but Annie and Liam have a tender parting as well.

Her reaction here is just fantastic: "My! God! Really?!"

The writers did a cheap move by having Ade not only not fling her body onto the wedding party from the rocks, but also not slip and fall by accident. She wants to live? There's nothing compelling about her character doing that.

There's Max, as we established before, and Liam, who needs to go find himself on an ocean trawler.

A great cliffhanger, though the finale would've been improved by their being at least three loose ends. As it is, I'm curious to see how Naomi handles impending motherhood -- it'll bring Jen back for more time, and further delay her CU plans.

- Navid becomes a drunk. It was no problem for him to believe that he'd blacked out so badly that he couldn't remember kissing Adrianna. And did you see how he was much tipsier than everyone else at the reception?

- Raj doesn't die, and Ivy decides that now that their romance has no expiration date, she wants a divorce.

- The baby is Mr. Cannon's. The rape is probably too far back in time for this to be true, but a girl can dream, can't she?