A Year In Katy Perry’s Boobs

On New Year's Eve, Katy Perry got engaged! She and Russell Brand officially got engaged on New Year’s Eve in India, where he proposed to her in a tent at the foot of a mountain. What a show off!

In February, Katy was on the cover of Glamour. And began her steady campaign to convince the world that she is amazing in bed.

Katy Perry kissed Justin Bieber, enraging millions of twelve year old girls.

Katy went to Coaschella. Peace!

Katy became Maxim's Hottest Woman of the Year in May. And that was before half the year was even over! But she also released the video to her song California Girls, which is an homage to her own breasts.

The video featured Snoop Dogg, an homage to Candyland, and Katy's breasts, shooting whipped cream. This was really a high point for the girls.

Katy and Russell pulled one over on all of us, by pretending like they were going to get married in latex S&M gear. They also got matching tattoos.

Katy's fiance Russell ran down the streets of Manhattan in his skivvies.

Katy's boobs got a starring role on the cover of Rolling Stone, and the magazine implied that her boobs couldn't be contained by Christian music. Also, Katy dressed up like a peacock.

Katy went on Sesame Street! But her boobs were too much for Elmo. PBS pulled her segment. But it leaked online, so everybody got to see it anyway!

Katy's boobs got an upgrade! Now they can explode fireworks! It's true, check out her Firework video.

November was a busy month for Katy. She married Russell Brand!

But she got sick and didn't give him any nookie on the honeymoon. Just kidding! That was a random rumor.

Katy also launched a purr-fume line. Pun intended! And we went to her very purr-ple launch for Purr. In fact, Katy wore purple for basically the entire month.

Katy is changing her name now that she's married. That's Mrs. Brand if you're nasty. Also, her boobs got dressed up as Santa. Duh. Merry Christmas!