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The sappiest Valentines Day song EVER:
Next: Bai Ling (who is this person? how does she keep showing up in the tabs?) got arrested for shoplifting at LAX.
Bai Ling Has Sticky Fingers!
Yep -she lifted two gossip mags and a couple of batteries from a shop at LAX, got herself arrested and went away crying. No court date has been set yet. How stupid do you have to be to shoplift from an airport? If you’re going to shoplift, get yourself to Walmart or something; perm your hair, wear a big Mickey Mouse t-shirt with black leggings, and make sure you have lots of Little Debbies in your shopping cart. It’ll be like freaking camoflage, and you’ll get away easy.
Next, all together now AWWWWW!
It’s Baby Max Aguilera!
My ovaries are rebelling against me as I look at these pics, watch out:
I want another baby too, please. And make it snappy – these hormones won’t be jumping around like they’re doing the Macarena forEVER, you know. - source
Next! Has Britney gone crazy? I mean, MORE crazy?
Is Britney Spears married again?
Rumors of the non-Willis variety are flying around that Britney has secretly married her still-married paparazzi scumbag boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. Because apparently, she hasn’t discovered new and exciting ways to completely fu** up her life ALREADY. What a big hot pile of mess. – source
Let’s end this Valentines Day madness with a little bit of a love anecdote, shall we?
Wear your gem sweaters with pride, my friends. See you tomorrow morning!
