Afternoon Gossipy Goodness brought to you today by Miss Charlene Tilton

Wow. Look at all that there BIG HAIR, yall. Okay, confession time – who among us did the big hair? I’ll go first  – I had the biggest, crunchiest bangs this side of the Mississippi. Plus, green eyeshadow, PURPLE mascara, and even more green eyeliner. Oh, yeah. I was HOT.

Soooo…here’s what we covered today, boys and girls:

• We FINALLY had a resolution in the Anna Nicole hearing
• Britney Spears: Crazy, but it feels alright (baby thinking of you keeps me up all night)
• Lisa Rinna’s lips sadly are separating from the rest of her body
• Nasty! Nasty boobs..don’t mean a thing….
• Somebody staple this girl’s bald head to the rehab floor already!
• Britney Spears: just one Mojito away from astronaut diapers!
• Angelina is gorgeous, Brad is gorgeous, WE GET IT, OKAY?
• I’m frightened by Katie Price, aka Jordan’s, jelly. I can’t handle the jelly. It’s too bootylicious.
• Hilary Swank is Glad, yall!

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