Alec Baldwin for Congress?

I am not sure if Alec Baldwin is serious about this, or is just playing an elaborate joke on all of us peons, but SWEET BUTTERED MOSES, he wants to run for Congress? Really, Alec? Really? Here’s what he had to say:

“How much longer will Chuck Schumer stay as senator? After 2013 Bloomberg will be gone. What happens then? Do I run for Congress on Long Island? What’s Tim Bishop going to do? He represents my district. People get sick, die. They’re offered lucrative deals and want to cash in and make money for their retirement. People misstep,” he said. “Unfortunately, an opportunity for me may mean bad things for someone else. I don’t wish that.”

Soooo….basically, what I’m hearing here is somebody is offering him a dumptruck full of money to run for Congress after somebody kicks the bucket. Of course, he would be able to grace us with stuff like this ad for genital herpes:

Or this exploration of Cabin Boy:

Or shoot, even this NPR special about Schweddy Balls:

Actually, now that I think about it, I am TOTALLY voting for Alec Baldwin.