All My Children : WTG Crazy Annie Lavery!!

Here’s a very positive and uplifting message to all Women in Soaps (or real life) who might find themselves going psychotic someday because of “love”. Get inspired by Annie Lavery’s (All My Children) incredible experience and journey.

Don’t worry when you realize your husband is a child molester. He’ll go to jail someday.

Don’t worry that your bestfriend in Pine Valley has a brother named Ryan Lavery whom you were reluctant to get involved with because he’ll turn out to be your daughter’s Father.

Don’t worry that DNA will have to be questioned because this is how you’ll find out that Ryan’s donated sperm years ago ended up meeting your eggs.

Don’t worry that Ryan’s exes happens to be BFF’s and lives in the same town you do.

Don’t worry that the other ex comes back after being gone for years on your wedding day no less to get you started in your path to the insane-dom.

Don’t worry when your husband gets shot in the head and ended up having an amnesia.

Don’t worry that he forgot about you but remembered his exes Kendall and Greenlee.

Don’t worry that your equally psychotic brother whom you sent to jail comes to Pine Valley to exact revenge on you.

Don’t worry that you ended up killing him yourself and your trip to the Psycho ward made you even crazier.

Don’t worry that all your attempts to kill Greenlee were unsuccessful. Well except the last one. (I do think she messed with the motorcyle, heh)

Don’t worry that your shrink turned out to be your dead brother’s shrink slash lover and wanted you dead.

Don’t worry that your ex-hubby Ryan is marrying his ex-wife Greenlee. She ended up “dead” anyway. (No thanks to you escaping and messing with the motorcycle, you did it, didn’t you?)

Don’t worry that you’re back in the mental place after escaping so many times.

Don’t worry that you started out to be a strong, and independent individual but ended up being a crazy lady. Don’t you worry about all that. Because at the end of this dark and insane tunnel, you’ll find yourself  falling in love really fast and having sex with a HOT English Detective with a sexy accent named Aidan Devane. In your mental hospital bed no less.

I mean who gives a crap that you actually have a daughter you need to be worried about. She should be your main focus on getting better. I mean what’s wrong with falling in love this fast with another guy who has been involved with the same women your ex-has been involved with as well? Everybody in Pine Valley is doing it, why can’t you? And like I said, if having sex with Aidan Devane aka James Bond of Pine Valley is the cherry on top of all this craziness, then my golly bring on the psychoness, right?

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