American Idol Judges Want to Help Britney

The American Idol judges believe that they can help Britney Spears put her life back on track. After her disastrous opening at the 2007 MTV VMAs earlier this week, people are all but declaring her career dead. Like kaput, finito, done like Christmas dinner. OVER!

Not so, say the Idol judges… Read this from the Fox website:

The judges announced to FOX that they have decided to take the Britster on board and have issued an open call to the pop princess to manage her crumbling career.

“We have decided we can bring Britney back,” the normally caustic Cowell confirmed. “We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends.”

And while many believe that Brit has already burned her career, the rocking reality judges just think it is another point on her publicity page.

“MTV ratings are up and all we’re hearing is Britney, Britney, Britney!” Simon said. “She can turn it around.”

“We always have time for Britney, we love her,” added Paula.

So Brit baby, if you are listening we suggest you give these guys a call…

“We’d love to take care of you Spears!” Randy roared. “We will make you a superstar again!”

But dawg, Britney’s gotta wanna help herself, right? I think that’s where the problem lies… Sad. I actually shed a tear during the second half of her performance after the shock began to wear off…

Tags: american idol, britney spears, simon cowell, randy jackson, paula abdul, fox news

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