Amy Winehouse has emphysema!

Good morning, you lovely Snarkarknos! How are you this fine Monday morning – getting ready for a fun week of workaday? Yeah, right. Well, let’s get started with some gossip.

Apparently, Amy Winehouse has done got herself emphysema. What? You mean you can’t smoke week and the wacky cracky for 24 hours a day, knock back the alcohol, and generally abuse yourself without suffering any consequences at all? REALLY? Wow. Note to self: maybe you’d better cut back on the Drano drinking, because SURELY that’s going to be detrimental to your health in some way. Amy’s a role model!