Angie Harmon must be really desperate for work

Angie Harmon, who hasn’t had an acting job in like a million years and basically is snapping up any attention crumbs that anyone will pay her these days, gave an interview to Fox News in which she said a few really interesting things, like Republicans don’t point fingers and have something called class. Yeah, because when I think of douchebags like Rush Limbaugh, I instantly think of “class”.

I thought for sure this was an April Fool’s joke, but no dice – she really means it. Here’s more of her obviously addled rantings:
“I think the difference between the parties is, with the Democrats you can sit down with them and have a 15 minute conversation and if you’re not believing everything they say and buying into what they’re selling you, it is like you’re some dumb hick who doesn’t deserve to live here anymore. But with the Republicans, it is like okay I want to know what you know, you want to know what I know, okay great lets go have a beer after work, we’re still friends.

Really? Every Republican I’ve ever talked to gets really angry really fast when you start talking politics, and basically condemns me to hell, invoking Satan and all his demonic minions to do something unspeakable to me and my loved ones. Seriously. I’ve never met a Republican who had anything approaching common sense – they especially seem to love those deranged email forwards that breathlessly tell you about how the Democrats are out to eat your babies.

So, yeah. I’m not sure what happy tobackky Angie is smoking, but I think she just erased any chance that we thought maybe she was both pretty AND smart. Cute is fleeting, but dumb is forever.