Another baby for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt – this time from India?

Let’s all just sit down and admit to ourselves that we want to be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. There’s no shame in that. Nobody’s going to judge you. Just get it out, it’ll feel good. Ahhhhh…..relief.

Now that we’ve got that monkey at least temporarily off our collective backs, guess what? The First Couple of Hollywood is reportedly going to adopt another baby, and surprisingly enough IT’S NOT ME. I guess Santa and Jesus must have misheard me or something? Anyway, Angie met one of the child stars of “Slumdog Millionaire” at the Oscars and confided in her that they were going to adopt another tax deduction from India. Pretty soon they’re going to have their own little United Nations, they could invade other countries and air-drop care packages. I’d sign up, how about you? Shoot, I’d be on that so fast, so would you, don’t lie. Baby Jesus cries when you lie about Papa Brad and Mama Angie. Remember, this is a safe place – you can crush on those two and their bajillion kids all you want without judgement. Well, there’ll be a LITTLE judgement – nobody’s perfect!