Apparently, Heather Mills REALLY wanted some bacon

Dang, girl! Don’t you know you can go and get yourself some bacon down at the Safeway?

Heather Mills has revealed she entered an industrial pig farm at the dead of night as part of a campaign to highlight alleged animal cruelty.

She led a team from the vegetarian group Viva! in a raid on a Somerset farm two weeks ago.

Lots more blah blah blahing but suffice it to say she’s against animal cruelty, we shouldn’t eat pigs, she’s got ONE LEG, etc. More pics:

Here we have Heather completely rocking the HELL out of a blue plastic jumpsuit ala Divo days. Whip me, Heather. Whip me GOOD (and then let’s get the damn bacon already).

"And THEN….she realized….that the KILLER WAS CALLING FROM HER PHONE! HE WAS IN THE HOUSE!! He came at her with that creepy hook arm, and….."

cue music: When I’m getting ready for a long day of fly fishing, the best part of my day is Folgers in my cup. It’s the best part of waking up.

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