Are Madonna’s flings finally catching up to her?

Ruh roh, Shaggy! Looks like the Madonna Love Shack might be finally feeling the recession!

Yep, it’s true – Madge’s Vadge is a troublemaker, folks, because though she wants to adopt another child from Malawi, her public flings with a married man and some guy named Jesus are making adoption officials think twice:

“The news she is linked to another woman’s husband and a young man less than half her age makes us question her morals.”

The agency did go on to say that the adoption will PROBABLY still go through, because hello? She’s MADONNA, for Pete’s sake – she could make out with a giraffe and film herself braiding her armpit hair in a vat of chocolate pudding and she’d still get a kid. Meanwhile, thousands of couples who’ve been waiting in line for a baby are turned away, right? Maybe they should take a page from Madge’s playbook and just start rocking the freaking casbah!