Ashton and Demi’s Christmas video

Howdy Snarky Gossip neighborinos! I have like fifty people coming over today so I’m not going to be around, but I lurve you so much that I am giving you some viddies to watch.

Here’s Ashton Kutcher and his production company put together a hilarious video Christmas card featuring Ashton as a drunk, unemployed Santa looking for work in Hollywood, production partner Jason Goldberg as plays Mrs. Claus and striking writer elves.

Even real-life wife Demi Moore shows up as Rudolph, and has inappropriate relations with Santa in the copy room.