Avril Lavigne Calls Lindsay Lohan A Loser, Or Something

I had to keep checking back to make sure this story wasn’t from 2003, but nope, it’s current: Avril Lavigne and Lindsay Lohan got into a screaming match at the Chateau Marmont. Something about an old snub, maybe Brody Jenner was involved somehow? Really, who knows: the important part is Lindsay went up to Avril and her “crew” to try to hang, and got screamed at by the barely-relevant singer:

As soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.’ Lindsay was furious and screamed back: ‘Don’t threaten me!’

And then they pulled each other’s hair and tore their shirts off and…wait, no. That’s what the last guy who had a fantasy about Avril Lavigne was thinking. And that was 5 years ago.