Beyonce and Kanye play Connect Four

In his first blog entry since the untimely death of his mom, Kanye West shares how Beyonce basically made him her Connect Four biyatch:

“When I was in Europe I would play this game for hours and hours… it helped me zone out. Everybody would get envolved… [sic] Derrick Dudley (Common’s manager) and Consequence were the best other than me… I beat Lexi… Don C beat Jay… Tony Williams beat Common… but every now and then people would speak of this legendary connect 4 champion……….. BEYONCE!!! I had 2 play her!…so last night at Jay’s new 40/40 club in Las Vegas (which is sidebar, crazy big w/ 24krt gold flooring, Black Jack tables, $500 slot machines,the biggest projection screen in the universe and the best turkey burgers I’ve ever had in my life) she beat me 9 times in a row! (and I didn’t even spaz lol) here’s a photo of the only game I won!

Happy new year everybody…”

Eh, Connect Four is all right, but you know what game is the bomb? Battleship, yall. Remember that one? I used to play that for HOURS with my brother, I got completely obssessed about it. Well, that and Candyland.