Boy George has been banned from the United States

I guess this is our way of flipping the UK the finger for not letting Martha Stewart in? Huh. Well, Boy George has been denied entrance into the US because of a little matter of him chaining a hooker to the wall and doing naughty things to him with a toothbrush and a tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. Welll, I actually made that last part up, but a girl can dream. Here’s what Karma Chamelon had to say about all this:

“There are a number of public figures who are openly using drugs and they have no problem with immigration and I have seriously turned my life around and I feel great right now and this is just another reminder of how bad things were. I committed a crime and I happily paid the consequences and I should be allowed to move on and get on with what I do best and that is performing and making people dance and cry!”

What – people dance and cry for his songs? Let’s be honest, George – mostly they just stare in slackjawed amazement that you made this kind of music and people still like it:

That video is MADE of awesome. And you know it. Don’t deny it! Let Boy George help you feel the music!