Bret Michaels gets smashed on stage at the Tony Awards

Bret Michaels, formerly of the 80′s hair band Poison, was for some godforsaken reason on the Tony Awards last night, and he decided to focus on wiggling his tight little buns encased in denim Spankies instead of, oh, I don’t know, A HUGE HUNK OF STAGE COMING DOWN ON HIS HEAD. The rocker broke his nose and got some cuts and scrapes, but don’t worry – his nasty hair weave AND his tookus were just fine. I guess they were doing some kind of misguided ’80′s homage, and Bret Michaels just naturally came to mind? Really? Really, Tony Awards? That’s the best you could come up with? Huh. Anyway, here’s the clip, I suggest watching it more than once, because it gets funnier every time:

KaPOW! Down goes the rocker, just like a little bug! Priceless!