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File this under – well, I don’t know what to file it under – People are Stupid, maybe?
What the heck is that, you might say? On the left is a half eaten chicken salad sandwich, and on the right is a half eaten corndog. Yum, right? Supposedly a waiter from a catering company pilfered these leftovers from Britney and K-Fed, and “professionally” vacuum sealed them (I have a vacuum sealer, and I am in no way a professional), and now is offering them up on eBay to the highest bidder.
Let me just say one thing – if you buy these (you are crazy), keep them in the freezer. Although vacuum sealing will help preserve them, it is by no means a permanent storage solution, outside the freezer anyway.
Thanks to WOW who sent me a link to their story today. 
[...] For anyone hoping to make a dime or a few thousand dollars off of celebrity DNA either by selling their half-eaten food (Britney and K-Fed’s corndog anyone?) or hair, it will become illegal in the UK on September 1, 2006 to take a sample of someone’s DNA for analysis without their explicit consent. The Human Tissues Act requires that anyone removing or storing body parts, organs or tissue must have prior consent. It will apply to everyone from medical scientists working on diseased tissues to surgeons removing organs from a recently deceased person or museums or exhibitions displaying human body parts. [...]
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