Britney Spears crotch tattoos and pics of Jayden James

Well, moving on from the Paris Hilton debacle, let’s take a gander at Britney Spear’s crotch tats, shall we?

So what do you think those are – I’m thinking either some kind of unicorn motif, Precious Moments figurines, or the onset of some really nasty herpes that’s slowly making its way up to her boobages.

Next pic:

She actually looks really good from the back, ya know? If I was a guy I’d probably be happy about this angle.

She definitely does not have her abs back in this pic, but who cares? There’s Jayden James in the arms of her bodyguard with his cute swim diaper on. I bet he’s already tired of seeing Mommy’s tatas hanging out all the time.

And the money shot – yep, that’s Jayden James, the "mysterious" baby that has not really been seen up until now. I can sleep better at night knowing that I’ve seen this picture, can’t you?

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