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Oh, that Britney! Always getting into wacky scrapes! Seems as if our demented little pop princess has been reading about Marilyn Monroe lately, went and visited her grave, and decided that she wants to be buried right next door. So I guess she’s got THAT checked off her list of things to do in life, right?
The thing that shocked me most about this story was the whole reading thing. I did not know that someone had actually made a pop-up book of Marilyn Monroe’s life – wasn’t that nice of them? Britney should also try reading these classics:
- One Fish, Two Fish, Anna Nicole Is Dead
- Beverly Hills 90210 from A to Z
- Everybody Poops
Who know WHAT kind of crazy shizznit she’d come up with after plowing through those, huh?


jesus christ she looks like the bride of Frankenstein in that picture!
wow!!!! Her hear like a splash in space.