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The new Britney Spears single leaked a day ahead of schedule — and it’s a good thing, because it definitely would not have been worth the wait. With double-entendre-from-hell lyrics like “If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?” and a generic pop beat, we couldn’t get halfway through the thing before our officemates started screaming for us to put some damn headphones on already.
Here’s a round-up of some of the best commenter comments about the song:
From Vulture: “In breaking news her next single will be titled “did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?” seriously i couldn’t even finish listening to this.”
From Just Jared: “All that buildup for this? Awful.”
From The Prophet Blog: “I’m not actually that impressed. hmmm maybe it will be a grower.”
Are we wrong about “Hold It Against Me”? Let us know what you think about the tune.
is it me or is it every time she releases a new album she starts sounding more and more like pre recorded vocals on apple mac software.. i swear to god this women when she is dead will still be pumping out new tunes because she dost sing the apple macs are the vocalists for her she just continues to prance around on stage “fat” wearing nothing but a thong, trying to be sexy with her really crap dance moves. Bring bk the true talented one of the britney years “CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!” where are thou!!
this is why this blog is and always will be irrelevant :)
Yes this song is one of her worst songs ever believe or not I thought give me more was way better then this. Its sad that now days all you have to do is put some silly techno beat behind a few words and then people call this music. Wow I found the song bad and I think she can do better then that, but then again at the end of the day its just about money and what artist believe is gonna sell.
This song sucks big time. Not wasting my money.
Check out this amazing cover at: http://shrt.fm/huzQrS
hey ke$HIT lovers check this out,
http://www.breatheheavy.com/picture%20links/8993.jpg
sure enough its a tiny tiny tiny picture, but we all can easily see that….. it’s the queen of pop at the top of the download charts on itunes right? yes i am right.
The best thing about the song is reading the comments her deranged fans write in favor of it. Hilarious!! The song is utter shite and you cannot tell if it’s her, Kesha, Katy, or Rihanna singing…btw, do we know if it ‘s actually her warbling? Her fans take the most delirious stan award and considering the antics of Gaga stans, that’s an incredible accomplishment.
“14 year old Britney fans” – 14??? Don’t insult 14 y olds – TRY MENTAL AGE of a 3 year OLD – EVERYONE APART FROM BRITARDS- ONLY REASON for FIRST WEEK sales – THINKS this sounds like CATS being DISEMBOWELED ON MASS.
“Rolling Stones” mag gives it a good review – YOU FCUKIN DUMB F@GS – its a PAID advert from her Record co. have U actual seen HOW FALSELY wrtten it is – lt reads like a holiday brochure FFS! At least this review is GENUINE and reperesents majority viewpoint – notice how even $hitters fans SLAGGED the DIRE DEMO its hardly much different from the Brit version – which they ALL THINK is GOD’s gift to music! POOR DELUDED FCUKWITS – when Brits creer dies this year their WHOLE lives will be gone to they are so INSANELY FANATICAL :o
I really, so badly wanted this to be good. But unfortunately it kinda sucks. It sounds so cheap and trashy, just like 3 does. Bring back the old catchy pop numbers. And hey guys, everyone is entitled to their opinion. The writer is just doing his job – REVEIWING a song.
EPIC FAIL FROM AN EPIC FAIL BLOGGER!
Dear Britney trollers. You’re crazy. This song? It sux.
the song is actually better than most of whats on the radio…its hip and current, yet music forward. it builds on the current trends of the radio, so how does it make it the “worst song of 2011?” im just going to tell myself that you’re one of those music-snobs that say everything pop is trash and that you go home and listen to your vampire weekend and smoke your parliament cigarettes, and think that pop culture is possibly the worst thing in the world.
that being said, let’s try some responsible journalism? if you’re going to quote some pretty well-trafficked sites, let’s quote them correctly. I’m sure that justjared didnt think that the build-up was for nothing, when he wrote that it’s a “hot hot hot track”, hot hot hot being italicized, meaning emphasis, meaning that it’s above the rest. and if you’re going to hotlink to the article, at least make sure that you’re not making up quotes. i dont think the prophetblog wasnt impressed when they wrote “omg, i need a moment.” im pretty sure that means they were. while vulture wrote a less-favorable review, no where in his article did he write that he “couldn’t finish listening to the song.” to each his own, but please, by all means, exercise responsible journalism. if you don’t like the song, cool, but don’t continue to trash it by making up lies and quotes from sites who actually liked it.
Somebody fire her please!
What a liar. We can literally hear you getting fatter.
EPIC FAIL. THEY NEVER SAID THAT, THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF CRAP, SERIOUSLY GET YOUR SH!T TOGETHER, YOU FAILURE!
YOU ARE THE WORST WRITER OF 2011!
HAAHAHHAAHAHA that’s very true
WHO DO U THINK U ARE UR A LIAR, POP JUSTICE NEVER SAID SUCH THING NEITHER DID VULTURE OR JUST JARED, GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT AND EVERYONE LOVES THE SONG!
Dear swarming 14 year old Britney fans. Grow up! This song is bad.
making up false quotes? really?
girl you are SO pressedd
LOL flop site giving Britneys masterpiece a bad review when Rolling Stones gives it 4/5 stars, yeah I dont think so
lol GURL, you are going to be HOUNDED for writing this shit review, and you clearly have no idea what you’re talking about
lol @ this flop website. sure, call a song the worst of a year that JUST started. idiots. #staymad