Britney Spears Interview with Matt Lauer Part One -”Safety, Privacy, and Respect”

Oh, Lordy.

I just sat through the entire Britney Spears interview with Matt Lauer and, uh, wow. Here’s some of my notes, sort of garbled but you’ll get the gist of it. For clarity’s sake, B=Britney, M=Matt Lauer, K=Kevin, and S=Sean Preston.

Part One:

“Less than flattering outfits” – M
“Safety privacy and respect are trying to be taken away from me right now”
“Image implosion” – m
Boobies OUT
Talking with her hands a LOT
One quote with her hands
“A home that you and Kevin have built together” M -HA!
Chewing gum (trashy)
“I don’t allow anyone to change me” yikes
A blank you attitude (m)
Only 24 years old
Kept recrossing her legs, did Matt get a show? Very short skirt
“impactful” is that a word?
Two on the quotes
Virginity speculation earlier
She looks AWFUL
Third finger quotes
Breakup with Justin was the beginning of the end (no kidding)
Previous marriage “that was just silly”"

Go to Britney Spears Matt Lauer Interview Part Two – “He Has a Really Big…..Heart”.