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I need some time to think of new jokes, so I’m leaving it all up to you. Here are your Real Housewives of Orange County (sans Jeana and Alexis, who is still marinating in an oxygen chamber to get her ready to be presented to the public) on the red carpet of TV Guide’s Hot List Party. Are they going to a party or going into work at the dungeon? You decide!
Oh – please NO! Gretchen is the only “celebrity” coached poser – looking stunning. The other 3 “ladies” have a “Please look at me” deer in the headlight look.
Lynne – “My boobs are more intelligent than I am”.
Tamra – “I’ll to anything to draw attention to myself, even trying to imitate Tina Turner’s look in Thunderdome”.
Vicki – “I might be butt ugly but I’m taller than anybody else”.
Why are we (me) so fascinated/nauseated with these women? Is it because we (I) can’t believe women so dumb can latch onto so much money – or at least pretend to have money?
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What is UP with Tamra’s hair?? She looks ridiculous! Gretchen must have been really happy to see that!
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Holy canteloupe halves, I can’t stop staring at those boobs! And with that gaping maw, she looks like a blow-up doll come to sort-of-life.
The three on the right look completely idiotic. The second from the right looks like she could be Rachel Zoe’s mother. In the 1980s.
Gretchen looks gorgeous as usual. I’m not a fan, not a hater, don’t care either way, but she does look great and sends the others directly to the Hag Hall of Shame.
(sorry, can’t top “marinating in an oxygen chamber” hahaa that was good)
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I agree what’s up with Tamra hair and Vicki is just hideous.
I don’t understand why so many people think Gretchen is pretty, really?
I do not like Tamra, but come on, she is better looking than Gretchen.
Gretchen and Vicki are members of the rat family, right next to Mike Shanahan and Coach K.
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Yes, Tamra’s hair is a fashion faux paus. Lynne looks like she got her boobs straightened out and I think there is such a thing as being TOO tan.
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Gretchen’s interview with T.V. Guide LOL!!
http://www.whatsleftofmyhead.com/reality-bytes/gretchen-rossi-had-a-brain-fart/
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Rebecca you are dead on, LOL!
Gretchen is the only beautiful housewife and she is a natural on the red carpet.
Tamra and Vicki are so ugly they think weird hairstyles and clothing will somehow cover up their homeliness, NOT! They do have that look of desperation in their eyes. Probably because no one wants to look at them!
Lynn might accidentally hurt herself with those boobs.
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