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Cash Warren is an Ass

If a guy gave my wife a second learing look, I’ll give a dirty look too. Works best when I don’t shave. I look more scarier.

16 Dec – Shopping for last minute gifts at the woman’s Banana Republic in Soho, when I spotted a familiar face. Sporting a knitted hat with way too big for NYC gold hoops was none other than Jessica Alba. She was with her boyfriend? The girl can do much better. Being a true new yorker, I ignored her completely. But the boyfriend caught me looking at her and gave me a dirty look. What an ass.

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  1. Jessica Rocks

    He sure is an ass. Jessica can do much better for sure!! Insecure not cute boyfriends should be left on the curb with the soiled baby diapers…

  2. ?

    I sure hope she dumps his ass he she deserves so much better. I trhink her and Ben Mackenzie would be cute!!!

  3. that guy

    I rang up Cash when he came into my store. He was actually really nice and friendly. Jessica was the one who was cold and silent.

  4. MAKIAVELI

    MAYBE MOST OF YOU DONT LIKE THAT HE’S AFRICAN AMERICAN…IS THAT IT?

  5. Jo

    I always thought that Paul Walker and Jessica would make the cutest couple ever!

  6. Maxxie

    Jessica isn’t cold. I know I have no way of knowing this, but have you heard commentaries or behind the scenes things? She’s so nice and cute! I actually have no clue how Cash is though…

  7. Jenn

    I don’t really know how cash warren is but i agree that Jessica and Paul walker would make the cuteset couple!!

  8. Sin

    This is for MAKIAVELI! Does everything have to be about being a different race! So the guy was an ass- aren’t you an ass sometimes? They are people like everybody else who happen to have bad days too! Get lives people!!!!

  9. Jocelyne

    Jessica Alba is probably the prettiest girl in the world, and i agree with jenn that Jessica and Paul walker should be going out! cause there both HOT!!!

  10. Uky D

    As far as Jessica’s choice in a guy, she needs to be more open and not just settle for another rich yale grad whose daddy paved the way. not to mention, when your features are the same, it just looks wrong. she needs a guy with blonde hair, and blue eyes, at least. besides, warren has an ugly grill!!

  11. Sin

    I’d like to know what your significant other looks like. Brad Pitt? Look at your own life before you critisize others.

  12. mmy

    are you guys all stupid or something? Jessica Alba is a NO BRAINER. she is cute. but you know there’s nothing up there when she talks. especially the way she laughs. at least she was smart enough not to date some “currently hot actor but dont know what’s gonna happen in 10 years” and date someone with a stable job.

    Paul Walker is hot, but he’s a NO BRAINER too. HE CANT ACT. His acting is SO BAD.

    Jessica alba is cute but she has NO CLASS. You know it when she talks. And if you dont realize that, YOU HAVE NO CLASS EITHER. THAT’S WHY.

  13. mmy

    http://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2005/07/jessica_alba_su.html

    if you stil think she has a class

    dumbass

  14. Sin

    This is for mmy,
    I’d like to know what you do for a living. If she’s that stupid how come she’s the one making all the millions? JEALOUSY!!!!

  15. Dane Kereopa

    Hey, Cash is not an ass he has every right to go with Jessica alba, and he is what she longs for, they have alot in commen and he seems to understand Jessica enough, also i mite add that evem though jessica Alba is beautiful beyound perfection that dose not mean that everyone she knows and is around needs to live up to her unfailing perfection.

  16. mmy

    hi Sin.

    i dont have to tell you what i do. but i have 2 Master’s degree from University of Chicago.

    actors/ actresses, including porn stars, they dont have to be smart to earn a lot of money.

    are you even that stupid not to realize that??

  17. Sin

    Hi mmy,

    That is exactly my point! She didn’t have to spend thousands of dollars (like you did) to get her millions. You are judging someone just purely from her appearance. Isn’t that a little small-minded? Jealousy!!!

  18. mmy

    why am i jealous?

    i think u guys r JEALOUS that’s why u r attacking cash…

    u r totally missing the point…

    that proves how dumb u r

  19. Sin

    mmy,
    I’m the one who’s defending this poor couple who just want to live their own lives. It’s people like you who are judging them based on how they speak. If you actually read what I have said then you would see that I have not attacked anyone. Grow up!!!

  20. jill

    I think that Jessica Alba is a hot LATINA!!!!
    If she were goin out with paul walker…they would have to be the Hottest Couple in Hollywood for Sure!

  21. emma

    hey, okay first of all i think jessica alba is so pretty, and i dont know if cash is a jerk or whatever but if shes happy then im happy for her, but i do have to say, that they did look mighty cute in In To The Blue together! He is hot! Not saying that they should be together but i think you get it, and by the way im prety sure none of you guys know her so dont call her dumb and stupid thins like that! she looks really nice! and also no offense but nobody cares that you got your porn degree… well i say she should date who she wants!:)haha!

  22. emma

    sorry i meant to say that jessica and paul walker looked extremly cute, and like a very good couple in that movie in to the blue, but again if shes happy with cash then good for her, im happy!:)

  23. MB

    OMG….Cash Warren is a god. I worked with him and he is awesome

  24. niza

    he is not an ass, i think he is cute, a good man, and handsome and looks like a latin boy… just like her!. Yes is not an actor but his job is not so bad, in a conclusion he is what alba needs for to have a real life, like another human in this world…and maybe she knows that… i really like that cash and if is possible for me! jajaja!

  25. lauren

    anybody who says Paul and Jess should be together because they are “so hot”, seriously people you dont really believe that do u? yes they are very good looking people but when u get old, your looks fade .. personality is always there and obviously there is something in Cash that Jess sees and loves .. none of you have the right to judge her or him because you dont know them apart from what the media makes them out to be .. i think they look very happy together and i wish them all the best in their lives together .. if it doesnt work out it wont be because of money or looks .. shallow people ..

  26. MB

    Cash is classy, smart, charming and the best sense of humour. You people all have it wrong.

  27. Brandon McDonald

    Yeah that was mean for him to do that

  28. power chair walker holder

    power chair walker holder…

    As always a good post :) ….

  29. Take over

    fuck a cash

    “IM THE BEST IN THE WORLD”

  30. The one

    test

  31. The one

    First, who the hell really knows that Cash character in depth? Maybe some or none of you? Maybe he ugly? If he is, I give him more credit.
    As far as Jessica, in my humble opinion, she is beautiful, but not that good at acting (her acting in Fantastic 4 was horrible in my opinon & in the opinion of renowned critics). As far as her intellect, she seems pretty ordinary when she speaks, nothing like Angelina Jolie who is impressive in her interviews. At the same time it does not make Jessica dumb, but it does not give her points on the intellectual side. I am not jeleous of her or her man, but everybody has an opinion.

  32. 25toLife

    why would you have a name like Cash? Sure, I’ve never met any one of them, but I still hate him for being with her.

    If JA’s gonna be with someone, he should be someone that everyone respects. Like… I’m drawing a blank.

  33. Peter Neuner

    cant stand him at all she is so wonderful i cant stand anyone except of me having her

  34. Tammarella

    I think it’s cool she dates someone who is not “in the biz”. That probably keeps her grounded and keeps her real. She’s not trying to pretend that she’s someone she’s not. She has said it several times in interviews that she came from nothing but had strong family values. Keep on keepin’ it real Jessica!

  35. SonnyAngelo

    Cash??? That’s Michael Warren’s kid, verdade? What’s the big deal? I give’em 3 – 5 to enjoy it because it will not last. Go to it Cash’ola …clocks tickin’.

  36. allana davidson

    cock

  37. Tha Man

    Well, as far as Jessica goes, I personally had an opportunity to talk to her last year at the Oscars. She is down to earth and sweet. IMHO she’s very grounded in comparison to many stars I’ve met. She knows what she wants. I support her.

  38. tv guy

    in one her ja’s interviews she said that she like a funny guy and a guy with humor. i guess paul walker is not that guy. but i’m not surprise she like a guy with humor she is funny herself.

  39. max

    i also think paul walker and jessica alba make a good cute couple but i also have to say that cvash is the man for jessica alba because she thinks he is the one for her. And if u all have a problem message me on here. Other then that u all need to get out of jessica alba and cash warren’s life and find your own to find. late

  40. j slim

    4 sure his an ass he could have shaved before goin out in public o did paul offer to take jessica just before he went for his shave

  41. darkangel aka reneka

    Let i say this i dont now jessica or cash inperson.people say that paul walker is hot and better for jess.but here this its not all about looks and i dont see what is worng with cash.people love to juge other just by there looks and that can’t tell how a preson is.any one how can’t stand to see jess and cash together you all can just do me and them a faver and go and kill your self ather than that u have to just acept the fact,are get out of there life on go on find your own before u all get left.

  42. kidynomite

    I cant believe some one said she needs to be with a guy with “BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES” im glad she’s dating this guy! Screw u ppl that have that Hitler mindset!

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  44. darkangel aka reneka

    I hope that every thing is going to work out with the bout of them .i can,t realy tell when last i heard anything aboth them.all thoes people out there who don,t like to see them together too bad for them.

  45. let ‘em do what they want

    guy’s, if she choose the man she gotta have a fuckin purpose, shit! she can have evry god damn guy stupid enough to marry her, ( I say that coz marring an actriss is hell: paparazzis, seeing her picture half naked on every god damn store in the city, lookin at her with other guys in videos…), and if i were u i would stop talking shit behind his back cos i bet that if u knew him u wouln’t be so mean on him.
    let em do what they want, u got no right to choose at their place.

  46. let ‘em do what they want

    that’s all niggaz

  47. tupac’s in every heart

    guy’s, cool it, if she choose that guy she must have a damn good reason! shit, stop talking shit and go get a girlfriend instead of jerking off on her!

  48. tupac’s in every heart

    what i mean is, she can have all the guy’s in the world! and she chose that one. now if u think about that u’ll stop saying he’s an “ass”.

  49. tupac’s in every heart

    u know what, i pity him, dating an actriss is hell : paparazzis in you’regod damn bathroom, see pictures of her half naked on every fuckin video store, seeing her screw twenty different guys every year in movies…damn poor guy.

  50. tupac’s in every heart

    u know what, i pity him, dating an actriss is hell : paparazzis evrywhere, seein’ pictures of her half naked on every damn video store, seeing her screw guys every year in movies…damn poor guy.

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