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Cash Warren is an Ass

If a guy gave my wife a second learing look, I’ll give a dirty look too. Works best when I don’t shave. I look more scarier.

16 Dec – Shopping for last minute gifts at the woman’s Banana Republic in Soho, when I spotted a familiar face. Sporting a knitted hat with way too big for NYC gold hoops was none other than Jessica Alba. She was with her boyfriend? The girl can do much better. Being a true new yorker, I ignored her completely. But the boyfriend caught me looking at her and gave me a dirty look. What an ass.

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  1. tupac’s in every heart

    oh and i forgot… having hundeds of guys jerkin off on you’re girlfriends picture must be hard to…

  2. dreamgirl

    I read on Perezhilton.com that she moved up in the world.. now she is dating some producer named Jeff Kalligheri… anyone see anything about this anywhere else? I saw his Myspace and he looks as Italian as they come…cutie! sticking with the trend of the look she likes obviously lol… atleast she went for a Producer this time instead of a PA! he sounds nice too.. good for her if its true!

  3. darkangel aka reneka

    IF WE PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD DID HAVE A GREAT SENCE OF HUMOR.WE WOULDN’T HAVE SAY AND WRITE DISGUSTING THINGS ABOUT OTHER’S BUT I GUESS THAT PEOPLE JUST FOLLOW WHAT THEY HERE,SEE,THINK AND DO.LET I SAY THIS IF THEY WOULD JUST READ PEOPLE WOULD SEE THAT EACH AND EVERY SINGLE MOVIE THAT JESSICA EVER APPEAR’S IN IS EITHER SHE IS HALF NAKED BUT NEVER SEEN HER FULL BODY OR SEEN HER FUCKIN ANY GUY.SHE IS NOT LIKE SOME OTHER ACTRESS HOW HAVE (20)DIFFERENT MOVIE AND IN EACH ONE OF THOSE THERE ARE FUCKIN DIFFERENT GUYS.

  4. darkangel aka reneka

    I wounder wrere did you see that because i went to that .com and i don’t see it.please be more specific.i well realy like to read it to see for my self.are people just spreading rumor.

  5. dreamgirl

    Its on the message Board under Boardroom…. Who knows.. Neither The Producer or Jess has commented but it looks legit to me… time will tell.. her and cash are on the outs so it would make sense…

  6. darkangel aka reneka

    thank you dreamgirl for hightlighting me on this one.looks like i was at the back.a mean i don’t see any thing wrong cash but if she feels that there is still some one else out there for here to be with,why not take the shot.

  7. friendofafriend

    I overheard this story while sitting at lunch with a friend at Urth Cafe and I believe it to be true. The person seemed like a credible source.. they could have either been commenting on the fact that it is true or just the fact that the story is out there… it is very hard to verify all of it because I wasn’t sitting at the table.. but after hearing it and coming online I realized what they were saying. again, they could have just been commenting on the story itself and I didnt here one person or the other say Yes they are dating or no they are not.. just heard the name and dating in the same sentence! hope that helps

  8. darkangel aka reneka

    I hope that its not me alone have heard this story.do any one heard that cash and jess is going through it again.i have heard on the radio tuesday morning that the love birds is not getting married any more and that her parents are trying to keep it down and try to see if they can work it out.but if any one else heard please give me little more info because i realy want to get the full and true story.

  9. dreamgirl

    See, its coming out! It sounds like her and Cash are really done… so maybe she is dating the Producer Jeff Kalligheri after all????

  10. darkangel aka reneka

    What can i say.if they are realy breaking it off.just sorry to hear that it has to end like that.but if she thinks thats it is the right thing for her not to get married,to him or as yet. i can’t blame her.i just hope that she make the right decision. she must have the reason y she make the decisions that she makes.but as days pass by and we all live i will just wait and see what is the uncomming resutl of this one??i hope them luck.

  11. darkangel aka reneka

    have any one here that jessica and cash is at it again.jessica thinks that she belong to a royal family.so she but her poor little broken heart boyfriend cash aside because now she is crushing on some other guy.his name is prince william he is a footballer i think.he is from a royal family also.

  12. jordan

    i hate cash warren im going to be married to jessica alba in ten years youll all see

  13. darkangel aka reneka

    what ever? am waiting to see.don’t give up.if u are that lucky.

  14. Soko

    Cash looks like a retarded beaver ! No physical hottnes what so ever.

  15. mica

    they make a beautiful couple. hes totally cute and even looks like her. hes in the biz but shes the actress and hes behind the scenes. he supports her and who she wants to be with is her decision. do you all think u r perfect or something- geez. jealous people. good for him.

  16. darkangel aka reneka

    GUSEE WHAT! WHAT CAN I SAY.THE CUTE COUPLE AS MADE UP THERE MIND TO GO THERE SEPERATE WAYS.YES?ITS FINALY OVER NOW JESSICA AS BREAK IT OFF WITH POOR LITTLE CASH WARREN LAST WEEK AT HER FANTASTIC FOUR RISE OF THE SILVER SURVER SHOW.IT WAS ARSH BECAUSE SHE TELL HIM THE WORST THING THAT A WOMAN CAN EVER TELL A MAN.

  17. ilianna

    Alba and Warren are OVER! I feel kind of sorry for Cash Warren. Apparently Alba broke up with him by phone, saying “I’m not in love with you anymore.” After two years, breaking up by phone? That’s kind of cold! Well, Cash Warren’s back on the D-list now, fading into obscurity.

  18. natascha

    i cant believe they broke up BUT i would like to take over jessica’s role because i think he is totally HOTTTT

  19. darkangel aka reneka

    Althougt they say that the couple is off.Last monday they spotted them,i think that it was a cafe’s in beverly hills i wonder what they wrere doing there.i hope that they are working it out. i don’t think that they are just going to let it go like that.jess and cash they just need to do what they all got to do.i wish them all the best.

  20. The real Deal

    Ok people, Alba and Cash are together No MORE so stop freaking out over it, damn. She dumped him over the phone and even sent an assistant to the L.A. home they share to pack up Cash’s stuff and move him out. So there’s no need to worry anymore and both of them are single again, though Cash is devastated. Aight then, Case Closed

  21. GetALife

    OMG, Please people, get a life. What’s so interesting about celebrities (they’re just doing their job) They’re just human like us so cut the crap and wake up. Don’t you think it’s hard enough for them to read all the shitty things written about them in the papers and magazines. Wake Up cause Reality awaits!!!

  22. me

    NOW SHE HERPES..cash should be glad he’s not with her anymore.. =( i luv her, tho, still. she’s gorgeous. And, he’s not an ass I dont think.

  23. Kristen

    I just met Cash a week ago in LA and he is such a sweetie… and so hot! He definatly was still upset about the breakup but he’s moving on.

  24. may

    Jessica Alba has herpes, she prolly couldn’t get Cash Warren to commit to her and marrying her when she can blind her babies with herpes. I think he is very smart. JA needs to find a guy with herpes to marry. ICK

  25. darkangel aka reneka

    Hoo,its gone to herpes now she as it and what do you have (may).how do you now that any ways maybe you are her doctor or you are the one that she got it from.its not impossible because you can spread it all if the

  26. darkangel aka reneka

    symtomps do not show.its the first am hearing this too.everyone know that she is a star and there personal life do not say undercover.it would be on the news or all over the news-papers.you guys are just so hate full.and if its true i will hear it in time.any thing that is in the dark it must come to light.

  27. noyb

    CASH IS STILL ON THE $$$ w/ or w/o Alba

  28. Vinyl Cat

    Jessica is gorgeous but she is NOT a good actress by any means. In fact, she’s horrid. I don’t know about her character as a human being. Same for Cash, right? Who knows? They seemed like a nice couple in love, but if she really broke up with him over the phone, that is COLD and speaks volumes about her. Yet now they’re a loving couple again and apparently expecting a bambino (bambina). Congratulations! However, I don’t expect this relationship to last more than a year beyond the baby’s birth. Sorry to be so cynical but let’s look at the odds, shall we?

  29. The Realist

    You know… the real sad thing about the whole Alba-Cash thing, is that you people actually give a crap.

    Some of you even make up stuff.

    Pathetic. You guys should spend more time finding a life than spewing your guts out about these two wanks.

  30. Jessica is so hot

    He got Jessica alba pregnant before me SHIT!!!

  31. Eric

    Cash Warren is the biggest muppet on the planet for cheating on Jessica Alba.Seriously if you are with the hottest woman on the planet the last thing you do is cheat. He was so broken hearted after the break-up that he slept with the first woman he met. This shows how much of a retard he is and that he doesn’t deserve her. Now that she is pregnant he has fucked up her gene pool.I know one thing for sure which is many guys like myself would give anything to be with her. For the women out there who dont like Jessica it’s simply Jealousy as every man with half a brain wants her and every woman wants to be her. FACT! Another well known fact is that Jessica Alba is PERFECTION.

  32. Jenny

    Jessica should go out with Chris Evans. He´s so much better than this Cash whoever!!

  33. Angie

    Yeah youre so right!! Jessica Alba and Chris Evans would be sooo great together!!

  34. rachel

    well duh he gave you a dirty look…what do you expect if ur lookin at his wife???!

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