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This week, the girls start off with a group challenge on the beach. They are given new gear to wear and are greeted by a drill sergeant when they get there. [and yes, he is the same one from the first season of Charm School...the one that Becky Buckwild wanted to flirt with.]
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Sgt. Jones gets the girls moving and marching to the chant:
“I need charm and I need class…/’Cause Bret Michaels dumped my ass…”
Sad, but true. So after they march for a while, they have to do some push-ups and then some weird bean-bag toss game. Before the game is over, Dallas and Brandi C. are kicked out of it. They sit in the sand looking all depressed, but secretly inside they are probably glad to be sitting down.
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Then the sergeant picks one girl to sit in a sled while the others pull her across the beach. He picks Megan, who eventually invites Brandi C. to join her. Tensions flare as Megan and her sidekick are pulled along.
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It really pisses Brandi M. off and she brings the fight back with her to the house. She gets into it with Megan and Brandi C.. Megan calls her trailer trash and Brandi M. remarks on Megan’s thunder thighs. It seems that the charm is just spilling out of them all over the place. Sharon really has her work cut out for her.
As payback for the sled Brandi M. waits until Megan and Megan Jr. (aka Brandi C.) and draws all over their pictures. Use your imagination to figure out what’s coming out of Brandi C.’s mouth in the picture:
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The next day, the girls have to split up into two teams for their challenge. They go to the parking lot of the Rose Bowl and are greeted by Daniella and her rocker husband Gilby Clarke.
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Here’s the challenge, set up a stage and a green room before the other team.
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Here are the teams:
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And:
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Lacey takes charge of her team immediately and it ends up paying off because they win. Of course, they were lucky in the sense that Dallas and Angelique were on the other team. Angelique spent most of her time acting confused and asking Dallas what to do and Dallas spent most of her time trying to ignore Angelique.
After the challenge, Megan and Brandi C. head to Sharon’s office with their newly decorated pictures to try to get Brandi M. kicked off the show. Megan pulls out all of the stops, even trying to act remotely human by shedding a few tears.
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Meanwhile, Dallas is trying to convince everyone that Angelique should be the next one ousted.
At the expulsion ceremony the bottom three are Brandi M., Angelique, and Dallas (again).
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Sharon of course explains that Brandi M. is there because of her artist skills. She tries to deny her work at first, but then after Sharon pulls out the pics, she fesses up. In the end, Sharon gives her another chance and sends Angelique back to the pole, where she belongs.
Angelique didn’t seem to be very sad, and anxious to get back to what she does best, stripped off her top during her exit interview. Way to keep it real Angelique!
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You’d think the’s girls would actually learn how pathetic and immature they can be with their back biting and, selfish devious acts on each other. WILL EVERYONE JUST GET ALONG.