Christian Bale’s Funniest Facial Expressions: In Honor Of His 38th Birthday

There are no words for this one.

The puppy-dog face from Little Women that let us know that little Bale was the best guy to play Jo's best friend Laurie.

A kinder-looking Bale, though maybe it's just because his mouth is hidden.

Bale knows when the cameras are on him at awards shows, and how to fuck with 'em.

This one looks like an entry from Awkward Family Photos, right?

Derp.

Artsy.

We've all made this face before.

"Hey you, you talkin' to me?"

A classic. You have to wonder how he kept that expression through the shoot without breaking down.

TRIUMPH.

Bale practicing his stand-up routine.

Yeah, yeah, up yours too.