Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer

Wow! Can you believe this? Christina Applegate, best known for her role as a whorish wise-crackin’ daughter on “Married With Children”, has been diagnosed with breast cancer!

Seems that the doctors have caught it relatively early and she should be fine. They caught it during an MRI, and there’s no word on if she’s going to need surgery or not, if she’s going to undergo chemo, etc. She’s only 36 – which is VERY young for breast cancer. Hopefully, she’ll be just fine.