I’m so late to this site

I had moved back to Los Angeles almost 13 months before from New York, New York — where I lived for the first few months of 2006. I also lived in Washington, D.C. for the last couple of months of 2005.

It’s been such a whirlwind, I tell ya.

And let me know, Libraesque2007, just what that person search brings up on me. So that you have all your information straight, my legal name up until January 12, 2007 was “Claire Elisabeth Elliott.” And, since about the spring of 2005, I had been adding “Fields” to the end create the unofficial name of “Claire Elliott Fields.” Additionally, when I was married to my triplet, my name was “Claire Boitel” which eventually morphed into “Claire Elliott-Boitel” towards the end of our marriage.

But to reiterate, Tom Cruise Mapother and I were CHILDREN, aged 9 and 12, when we got married in my living room in 1975. In the United States of America of our era, “marriage” between CHILDREN has never been legal (… has it?).

Nonetheless, immediately following our marrage ceremony, the 12-year-old Tom Cruise Mapother elected to drop his most abusive father’s last name, “Mapother,” to replace it with his cool middle name of “Cruise.”

It was I who had suggested to Tom that he do such a thing. Why? Because I honestly did not think he could become the greatest movie star of all time with such ackwardly strange last name.

As for how it is possible for me to be both Tom’s childhood sweetheart AND L. Ron Hubbard’s biological daughter?! Well, duuuhhhh… the whole reason Tom Cruise became a Scientologist in the first place (… not to mention a movie star) was because of the predicament I was born into. All Tom had to hear was that Claire had this bogus biological DEAD father who was the big guru of this weird cult that was holding me hostage… and Tom was IN.

There is absolutely nothing Tom Cruise wouldn’t do for me. NOTHING.

He’s my hero.

Best laugh I have had all week.

I was a bit fed up with the diehard fanatics at PittWatch, so visited this site instead.

Found lots of lovely loonies here instead.

Keep up the good work and delusions ladies, gents and all those in between!

NEXT!!!!

Something tells me you’re going to post now and say you weren’t legally married

you live in Philly?