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Good morning, Snarkarinos!! Well, this morning we’re starting out with quite a doozy. George Clooney got a super creepy message on his home phone number telling him to “dump the bitch before it’s too late”; obviously referring to his girlfriend Sarah Larson.
George didn’t take too well to this, and contacted the police. They were able to track the call to one of those pay for minutes cell phones that you can get in the check out lines at such fine establishments at Wal-Mart, but that’s where the investigation went cold. My big question was how was this guy able to get George’s home phone number? Because uh, I need to talk to Georgey Boy about something……important. Like how he owes me a three hour foot massage.
Someone he personally knows was trying to help him out. That is the most likely scenario. Rich and famous guys are big targets for ruthless goldiggers. His friends and relatives can see the disaster unfolding but George just wont listen. He probably is so stupid he wont even get a prenupt. It was a last ditch effort to save George from himself.