Crush Links: Rihanna Needs to Curb the Drunk Tweets

• Chris Noth doesn’t think there’ll be a third Sex and the City. He also misses the time when the show wasn’t a media sensation. We miss the time before every relationship truth was summed up in a bad pun. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon‘s Michelle Yeoh was banned from entering Burma because she’s making a movie about a pro-democracy freedom fighter. Well, what did they expect — to be met with open arms? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Here are eight TV concepts for Charlie Sheen now that his on-screen persona is dead: Law & Order: Charlie Sheen Unit and The Real Housewives of Charlie Sheen, starring his ex-goddesses. (The Frisky)

• Even joking about “molesting” two girls at a club is a bad move for domestic/sexual abuse survivor Rihanna. (Lainey Gossip)

• Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga are trying to follow in Bethenny Frankel‘s footsteps by releasing their own alcohol brands. No surprise, Melissa’s sounds leagues smarter than her sister-in-law’s. (TheGrindstone)