Crushable Mad Libs: Celebrity Pseudo-Apology Edition

Through my online perusing, I stumbled upon (stumbleupon.com) this formal apology letter.

It sounded a lot like the celebrity apologies that have been floating around the media lately. So to save you the time, I’ve taken it upon myself to fill these out so you can get the gist of what Snooki, Anthony Weiner, Tiger Woods and Mel Gibson have said (or should have said) in the public eye. And all for much less than the cost of hiring a publicist.

Editor’s Note: All spelling errors should be attributed to the celebrity.