Crushable Presents: An Illustrated Guide To Building A Shrine To Your Favorite Celebrity

Whether you’re single or “taken” by some plebeian placeholder, there’s always room in your heart for that special celebrity crush. And what better way to show your affection (and/or voodoo him into loving you back) than with a dedicated shrine in your living room?

Better make it your closet, actually…some people are too dim to understand your deep, abiding feelings for one another. Through the magic of Photoshop, we’ve assembled a handy guide to get you started, but don’t feel constrained by our suggestions, or those pesky stalking laws. Be creative and really make it your own! May the power of the erotic totems featured therein bring you two crazy kids together forever in death. Happy Valentine’s Day.

(Photoshop by Emma Charlton)