Crushable Presents: Celebrity Turkey Hands!

This star was so enamored of her duckbill manicure at the VMAs that she had to carry it over to the holiday season. Note that she's not ashamed to color the turkey her (un)natural skin color.

Would you take a look at that rock!

This bird's rocking one of our favorite subtle finger tattoos.

What a fowl-mouthed* turkey!

*sorry, had to

Unlike some of the others, this turkey and his twin wouldn't match. But isn't he so sparkly and pretty?

This bird's no longer seeing dollar signs; it just wants to eat its stuffing in privacy (unless you'll film it?).

Notice how angry this rooster is--just be careful you don't make him mad! (Because then you'll get attacked by a turkey, by which we mean slapped.)

If you compare this turkey to the others, you'll find that his head is quite a bit smaller, thanks to this actress' clubbed thumb.

1 - Snooki
2 - Kate Middleton
3 - Rihanna
4 - Lindsay Lohan
5 - Michael Jackson
6 - Kim Kardashian
7 - Chris Brown
8 - Megan Fox