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Who We Want to Win: Justin Bieber, CSI
The Biebs was pretty terrifying as a teen killer.
Who We Want to Win: Penn Badgley, Easy A
Penn really managed to rise above his awful Gossip Girl character; he was almost the guy we fell for in John Tucker Must Die.
Who Will Probably Win: Ashton Kutcher, No Strings Attached
Ashton has the voting population wrapped around his little finger thanks to Twitter. Even though NSA sucked, he'll probably grab the award.
Who We Want to Win: Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, Black Swan
Even after the Oscars and when we should be sick of it, it's still such a good kiss!
Who Will Probably Win: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Who are we kidding? There's only one franchise that has latched onto romance-starved teens' hearts. If they're feeling particularly contentious, it'll be KStew making out with Taylor Lautner that gets the prize.
Who We Want to Win: Justin Bieber, CSI
The Biebs was pretty terrifying as a teen killer.
Who Will Probably Win: Justin Bieber, CSI
Plus it was awesome when he got riddled with holes.
Who We Want to Win: The First Class, X-Men: First Class
A lot of the fun of this prequel was watching the teenaged mutants learn to accept one another, both as fellow mutants and love interests/rivals. Plus, you can't argue that Magneto and Xavier have a ton of chemistry--if by that you mean that they eyefucked in every scene.
Who Will Probably Win: Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper, and Ed Helms; The Hangover: Part II
The quality of the movie isn't really in question here; rather, it's how winning the team is. And considering how unexpectedly hilarious these three were in the first movie, they'd be a shoo-in.
(But poor Justin Bartha gets excluded again!)
Who We Want to Win: Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids
Bridesmaids is the story of a woman's emotional breakdown, yet it's incredibly hilarious. And Annie's outburst at the wedding shower is pretty classic.
Who Will Probably Win: Robert Downey, Jr., Due Date
To be fair, two hours with any of Zach Galifianakis' characters would probably also have us making that face.
Who We Want to Win: Cee Lo Green, "Fuck You"
What song better encapsulates the utter rage we feel when encountering an ex who thinks that s/he traded up by leaving us?
Who Will Probably Win: Cee Lo Green, "Fuck You"
What will be hilarious is that they have to refer to it by its Glee-safe name "Forget You."
Who We Want to Win: Shaquille O'Neal
That's right, we're doing a write-in campaign on this one! We're assuming that this is about the best Twitterer, although it's surprising that Lady Gaga isn't nominated.
Who Will Probably Win: Justin Bieber
(sigh) No contest. We're off to go read Waiting for Bieber.
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