Danielle Staub: Look at these two, leaving before things get heated. So brave. So admirable. I hope Joe Giudice isn't drunk driving. Or, to hear Teresa tell it, I hope he doesn't fall asleep behind the wheel, crash his car, and take a bunch of shots at a friend's house before the police arrive. Because, clearly, that's happened to all of us.
Danielle Staub: Excuse me, did someone's great-grandmother wander into the party? Get out, Kim G. O - U - T. Your hyena laugh does nothing to help your ancient appearance and heinous social skills. And why don't you take some of the money your estranged husband supports you with, and put it towards a scalp transplant?
Danielle Staub: Well, well, well, would you get a look at this pretty picture. I knew my infatuation with Melissa wouldn't last. Any member of Teresa's family is automatically tainted in my book. Though Kathy is now my new favorite housewife, as she still hates Teresa.
Danielle Staub: Is Kim G yelling or is she demonstrating the way she orally pleases Michael Lohan? And look at Jacqueline in the background. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Chris Laurita loves this scenario.
Danielle Staub: Caroline takes it upon herself to throw the beast out. Can't say that I am on either side here; both are evil. Though looking at Kim G's trembling chin makes me feel a little sad. Senility at its worst...
Danielle Staub: Look at these two, leaving before things get heated. So brave. So admirable. I hope Joe Giudice isn't drunk driving. Or, to hear Teresa tell it, I hope he doesn't fall asleep behind the wheel, crash his car, and take a bunch of shots at a friend's house before the police arrive. Because, clearly, that's happened to all of us.
Danielle Staub: And they say I'm the one with a substance-abuse problem. Wake up, Chris!
Danielle Staub: Did anyone else feel like this was a lovers' quarrel? What really happened at those sleepovers at the Granatell residence? A game of "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" with Mrs. G? Just sayin'...
Danielle Staub: The Manzos are tellin' Kim G a-somethin' about rude manners and kicking a guest out of another person's house.










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I can’t believe people don’t know it’s not really Danielle writing these…especially when the author’s name is at the top and bottom of the story. Oy.
Danielle you are a PIG a big ugly PIG. You are the one with 2 nasty nasty sex tapes yet you make comments like Chris and Mrs G and Jacqueline? And Chris? Well at least Jacqueline has a husband who LOVES her and she does NOT have to strip and sell her body like YOU DO. YOUR a EFFN PIG. Your horrible show only got 333 K that is worse then ANY show ever. YOU LOSE again. Your kids hate your who re ass plain and simple. Your a disgrace to humanity. What’s funny is Theresa;s show raked in OVER 2 million. Yours couldn’t even break half a mil. YOU LOSE again. Honey your not even a Z lister. Your below that, Oh and what is that?? A prostitute. !!!!
Danielle
interesting how you know all about ratings but cant seem to get any for your new show or should i say ratings disaster