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Danielle Staub: So Melissa invites Teresa and the monsters over for a play date, and immediately Teresa starts insulting Melissa. Come on, Ta-ree-sa, you make your own decisions. You think by insulting your sister-in-law's chosen profession, cooking ability, and marriage that she will reciprocate with love and affection? That's-a-fuckin'-nuff, outta you!
Danielle Staub: When will Jacqueline stop kidding herself? ASHLEY HAS NO TALENT. That's the sad truth. Not all kids can be talented like my Christine and Jillian. Sometimes all a girl is good for is giving an expert blowjob under the bleachers. Just sayin'...
Danielle: Oh, bravo. Here's some A parenting. *slow clap* Guess Caroline got her wish: a mini-me. Lauren's following in mommy's footsteps, doling out unwarranted advice that she's not in a position to give. Caroline might be right that she's a Manzo in her body shape, but Lauren is definitely a Laurita with her pompous know-it-all attitude.
Danielle Staub: Lookie here who's next-in-line for Botox. Sure hope the doc doesn't accidentally switch the Botox -filled needles with the cyanide-filled ones. Hey, Ashley, hear me clearly: Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon. Think about it.
Danielle Staub: Tawk about a hot mess.
Danielle Staub: So Melissa invites Teresa and the monsters over for a play date, and immediately Teresa starts insulting Melissa. Come on, Ta-ree-sa, you make your own decisions. You think by insulting your sister-in-law's chosen profession, cooking ability, and marriage that she will reciprocate with love and affection? That's-a-fuckin'-nuff, outta you!
Danielle Staub: The only chimp that needs silencing is you. I'm sorry, did I say chimp? I meant lamb. Woops.
Danielle Staub: Yes, that is really your reflection, Jacqueline, and no, my shoulder for you to cry on is not there. Sorry, bitch.
Danielle Staub: Your hair is as slick as your husband's illegal business tactics. And no, I am not attracted to this look.
Danielle Staub: You can put lipstick on a pig...
Danielle Staub: This is the same sizing-up stare he gives the ladies at the local bordello.
Danielle Staub: "Mr. Dickface"? Real mature, Joe. And within earshot of your own children. And yes, this is totally different from me talking about phone sex on television.
Danielle Staub: I can only imagine the subtext of this conversation being, "Dad? Why don't I look like Mom? Why are my sisters favored?" And Joe saying, "There was this illegitmate child rumor going around... you know what, never mind. Rum and a Shirley Temple for this one!"
Danielle Staub: Here we go again, Meddling Mary to the rescue. Go ahead, what's your sage advice this time? None? And here comes Caroline. Wonderful. A collection of morons.
Danielle Staub: This is the Manzos' perfect wet dream. Collect all their friends and family in one room, and try to impart their flawed wisdom on the partygoers. Hey, whatever keeps them away from the buffet table, right?
Read the disclaimer. at the bottom of the pictures. Danielle did not write this.
Disclaimer: Okay, so Danielle didn’t really write this post. But doesn’t it totally sound like she did?
i thought it was funny! danielle you made me laugh..
How Danielle could even sink any lower is amazing. This desperate woman truely needs mental help. May god help her children. I will not read anything of hers again.
Linda
Look at this piece of garbage, trying to be funny by commenting on this show…I think she’s just bitter because nobody wants her on television anymore. What a trashy hoe.
who ever is managing this site should really examine their taste level this is garbage.
This was horrible!!!! The comments made about children???? Are you serious…..Danielle is such trash!
WOW. Danielle Staub is disgusting. How can she say those things? If she really said them, may she burn in Hell for all eternity. Only ONE person is Jealous here, and that is Danielle Staub who was kicked out of Real Housewives of New Jersey and eventually left New Jersey. Talk about eviction. What a sad outcast she is, and calling a child a PIG and all these names…also to Lauren, (Caroline’s daughter) was totally uncalled for. She was being a client, and a professional one at that.
NOT some WHORE like Danielle Staub who fkcus gym instructors, make sex tapes, and gives bl0wj0bs in restaurant bathrooms for her free time. AND claims to be “Catholic” at the same time. What a waste of oxygen in this lifetime she is.
That was so NOT funny and seriously NOTcalled for. To have a grown woman call a child a pig and you actually put it on your website? You should be ashamed of yourself!