Danielle Staub, Heidi Montag, and Jake Pavelka Filmed Something Together

Clearly, the apocalypse is nigh: the Daily Mail reports that reality show also-rans/professional famewhores Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, and Jake Pavelka were filming a not-yet-named show together in LA yesterday. The gruesome threesome (who are veterans of The Hills, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and The Bachelor, respectively) were also tweeting at each other. It’s unclear whether this is a legit show or just a clever gambit to get more attention, but, either way, I’m living in fear.